The Aarron Question

"This is getting ridiculous. Let's play gay/not gay. I'll take gay."

 

"Straight guys wear board shorts to the beach. Gay"

 

"You're wearing board shorts and you're so flaming I won't walk by dry paper with you. He's wearing trunks that are cut like short board shorts with the fabric of a Speedo. Inconclusive."

 

"He's letting another guy rub sun block all over his back. Total mo"

 

"He's blond and has fair skin. He's probably worried about skin cancer. Not gay."

 

"Finn just asked him to flip over so he can do his chest. Aarron said no. He is probably showing signs of enjoying his rub down. Gaaaay!"

 

"He can reach his own chest, so he doesn't need help. He wants to limit a guy touching him to what is absolutely necessary. Straight!"

 

"is it possible he is not as naive as we think?"

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Is it possible he knows what we're up to and is trying to drive us crazy?"

 

"Would that be gay or playful?"

 

"I don't know! Arrggh!!!"

Done