mezopants
FML
Last night I hung out with new friends who fed me 28 beers, then a single tequila shot, then 97 more beers. Bad idea.
Fast forward to my walk home where I am enjoying a freshly grilled street hot dog from the vendor and drunk dialing the world when suddenly, the sidewalk decided to pwn me and I trip on air, in slow motion and fall flat on my face. Street weiner & my kneecaps are destroyed.
Luckily there were 4,000 people around the area I tripped so a few helped me back to my feet while most pointed and laughed.
Today, I can barely walk so I'm gonna document the bruising process.
(sorry to those of you I drunkcalled, blame the tequila!)
FML
Last night I hung out with new friends who fed me 28 beers, then a single tequila shot, then 97 more beers. Bad idea.
Fast forward to my walk home where I am enjoying a freshly grilled street hot dog from the vendor and drunk dialing the world when suddenly, the sidewalk decided to pwn me and I trip on air, in slow motion and fall flat on my face. Street weiner & my kneecaps are destroyed.
Luckily there were 4,000 people around the area I tripped so a few helped me back to my feet while most pointed and laughed.
Today, I can barely walk so I'm gonna document the bruising process.
(sorry to those of you I drunkcalled, blame the tequila!)