Plenty of seeds have been scattered but didn't cover them properly because my back aches after weeding. If neighbors pets step on the patch, I hope they don't mind the seeds that stick to their legs/paws
3 Jun 2013 12pm
No Name: Just wondering, pet to pet talk
Neighbor: Ya?
No Name: Do you get cramps sometimes?
Neighbor: Yes, if I curl up and sleep for some hours, my legs will feel numb. I heard it's the liquid inside us couldn't flow properly? So I would wake up, do some stretching, then go back to sleep.
No Name: Phew. I thought only I experience that. I'm so glad that you have such moments too. I thought I was having some strange symptoms. And you know, these days - it's really good to sleep at home. With the cold weather outside, and good heating, I could sleep many times a day.
Neighbor: True. And I'm so glad that we are pets, and our owners find us cute without needing us to do anything. Anyway, back to our original topic. What happened?
No Name: Something to do with cramp.
Neighbor: Let me guess. You have had a cramp, so you staggered across the room, fell over, knocked on your head, your owner got panicked, brought you to see a female vet and my neighbor got to know about it, and she got upset because she doesn't like you to see the female vet because she is pretty, and so they quarreled?
No Name: You are..
Neighbor: Just right? I think my neighbor would have said to your owner: "You could have brought him here! I could fix his leg by fixing a stick! That will straighten the leg and the blood flow will return to normal! As for the head, I could tie a pretty knot around it to stop the bleeding! But you chose to pay a few hundred dollars of vet fees rather than less than $20 of petrol fees? And your owner would say, "How much do you know about my pet? Your DIY methods are all wrong! He is my first pet and probably my last pet! I wouldn't want anything to go wrong with him! I don't want to adopt another dog!"
No Name: Well..
Neighbor: Well?
No Name: The first portion is correct. I didn't feel that I could stand up on stable legs after sleeping for a few hours. But because I heard these folks talking in the garden, I can't help but to join in their conversation. And this is what has happened:
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Grass catcher leaning against the fence: Relax, No Name. Our gardener isn't going anywhere.
Voice: Really? Then who are they talking about cannot decide whether to stay or move?
Spade: I think we now know who you are. We heard the bet you have with our neighbor.
Wall: Yes I have ears. I heard you two speaking beside the fence that day. The bet with a deadline of 1 Jan 2015?
(No Name nodded but no one saw it.)
Wall: I know you nodded though we do not see you. We don't have to beware of him. He is from Mr. Might Be Vam-pi-re's household.
Spade: Oh him!
Shrub tried to block the view: Oh him! Have you forgotten? He was trying to spy on our gardener.
No Name: No, not today. I am slightly shorter today so I couldn't get to the camera and look at all of you. Who will kindly answer my question?
Spade: It's two plants that I was talking about. About moving them to this location or let them stay at the back.
Transplanter: After I helped her to remove so many weeds and loosen the soil! But well, I guess gardeners have such moments. She can occupy herself with some other tasks.
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Neighbor read the conversation 3 times but couldn't find any reason why his neighbor and his friend's owner could have ended up in an argument.
Neighbor: I don't see anything that could have caused any problem due to your cramp?
No Name: It's because of your neighbor.
Neighbor: My neighbor?
No Name: She has a suspicious nature. When she read that I was shorter, though slightly, and couldn't get to the camera, she started to think otherwise. She suspected that I was the one who has been clicking on the buttons to view the pictures at those times when I could watch all of you from the camera. My owner is such a busy man so to keep me entertain, not feeling bored, she suspected him that he might have passed me all the remote and let me operate the whole thing.
Neighbor: Oh, she shouldn't say that without a reason.
No Name: Didn't you notice? All these times, many messages to her are all about me. I could have been the one describing myself to her.
Neighbor: Then what happened? What did your owner say?
No Name: He didn't say anything but looked at me sadly and asked me, "Why.."
Plenty of seeds have been scattered but didn't cover them properly because my back aches after weeding. If neighbors pets step on the patch, I hope they don't mind the seeds that stick to their legs/paws
3 Jun 2013 12pm
No Name: Just wondering, pet to pet talk
Neighbor: Ya?
No Name: Do you get cramps sometimes?
Neighbor: Yes, if I curl up and sleep for some hours, my legs will feel numb. I heard it's the liquid inside us couldn't flow properly? So I would wake up, do some stretching, then go back to sleep.
No Name: Phew. I thought only I experience that. I'm so glad that you have such moments too. I thought I was having some strange symptoms. And you know, these days - it's really good to sleep at home. With the cold weather outside, and good heating, I could sleep many times a day.
Neighbor: True. And I'm so glad that we are pets, and our owners find us cute without needing us to do anything. Anyway, back to our original topic. What happened?
No Name: Something to do with cramp.
Neighbor: Let me guess. You have had a cramp, so you staggered across the room, fell over, knocked on your head, your owner got panicked, brought you to see a female vet and my neighbor got to know about it, and she got upset because she doesn't like you to see the female vet because she is pretty, and so they quarreled?
No Name: You are..
Neighbor: Just right? I think my neighbor would have said to your owner: "You could have brought him here! I could fix his leg by fixing a stick! That will straighten the leg and the blood flow will return to normal! As for the head, I could tie a pretty knot around it to stop the bleeding! But you chose to pay a few hundred dollars of vet fees rather than less than $20 of petrol fees? And your owner would say, "How much do you know about my pet? Your DIY methods are all wrong! He is my first pet and probably my last pet! I wouldn't want anything to go wrong with him! I don't want to adopt another dog!"
No Name: Well..
Neighbor: Well?
No Name: The first portion is correct. I didn't feel that I could stand up on stable legs after sleeping for a few hours. But because I heard these folks talking in the garden, I can't help but to join in their conversation. And this is what has happened:
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Grass catcher leaning against the fence: Relax, No Name. Our gardener isn't going anywhere.
Voice: Really? Then who are they talking about cannot decide whether to stay or move?
Spade: I think we now know who you are. We heard the bet you have with our neighbor.
Wall: Yes I have ears. I heard you two speaking beside the fence that day. The bet with a deadline of 1 Jan 2015?
(No Name nodded but no one saw it.)
Wall: I know you nodded though we do not see you. We don't have to beware of him. He is from Mr. Might Be Vam-pi-re's household.
Spade: Oh him!
Shrub tried to block the view: Oh him! Have you forgotten? He was trying to spy on our gardener.
No Name: No, not today. I am slightly shorter today so I couldn't get to the camera and look at all of you. Who will kindly answer my question?
Spade: It's two plants that I was talking about. About moving them to this location or let them stay at the back.
Transplanter: After I helped her to remove so many weeds and loosen the soil! But well, I guess gardeners have such moments. She can occupy herself with some other tasks.
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Neighbor read the conversation 3 times but couldn't find any reason why his neighbor and his friend's owner could have ended up in an argument.
Neighbor: I don't see anything that could have caused any problem due to your cramp?
No Name: It's because of your neighbor.
Neighbor: My neighbor?
No Name: She has a suspicious nature. When she read that I was shorter, though slightly, and couldn't get to the camera, she started to think otherwise. She suspected that I was the one who has been clicking on the buttons to view the pictures at those times when I could watch all of you from the camera. My owner is such a busy man so to keep me entertain, not feeling bored, she suspected him that he might have passed me all the remote and let me operate the whole thing.
Neighbor: Oh, she shouldn't say that without a reason.
No Name: Didn't you notice? All these times, many messages to her are all about me. I could have been the one describing myself to her.
Neighbor: Then what happened? What did your owner say?
No Name: He didn't say anything but looked at me sadly and asked me, "Why.."