Needs trimming
28 Jul 2012 2.59pm
Sparrow B: The tree need a haircut! When you trim the tree tomorrow, remember to chant these words: Cut away Mr. Might-be Vampire's fears! Cut away Mr. Might-be Vampire's insecurities. Bring in the brave Mr. Might-be Vampire. Cut Carrot away from Mr. Might-be Vampire's lease and set him free!
Gardener: Erm.. Sparrow B, why the last statement?
Sparrow B: Why? After much thinking in my little brain, I concluded that it's Carrot who made Mr. Might-be Vampire not visiting here, although he seems to be the one who wanted Mr. Might-be Vampire to visit us.
Gardener: Why this reasoning?
Sparrow B: Because I bet Carrot doesn't look cute or isn't of a certain pure breed, he is just a normal dog. And so Mr. Might-be Vampire is afraid that he might frightened us away if he brings him here - well, if Carrot is too ugly. Or he is afraid that Carrot couldn't do some dog tricks that some dogs could do so he couldn't impress us. But he can't leave Carrot behind in the house. And Carrot doesn't know that he doesn't look cute and thinks that he is and so is Mr. Might-be Vampire too, who thinks that he is cute in terms of both looks and characteristics, well, pets in the eyes of their owners, always is the most cute.
Gardener: But why set him free?
Sparrow B: Because if Carrot is cut away from Mr. Might-be Vampire's hold, Carrot will come to us. Then Mr. Might-be Vampire will follow. And when he sees that we give Carrot a warm welcome, not judging his looks or breed, he will finally make himself appear and I could finally see Mr. Blackbird.
Gardener: Hmm...
Sparrow B: Anyway, I'm hungry now. Can you please make our simple dinner?
Gardener: OK, .. be back in 1/2hr.
Needs trimming
28 Jul 2012 2.59pm
Sparrow B: The tree need a haircut! When you trim the tree tomorrow, remember to chant these words: Cut away Mr. Might-be Vampire's fears! Cut away Mr. Might-be Vampire's insecurities. Bring in the brave Mr. Might-be Vampire. Cut Carrot away from Mr. Might-be Vampire's lease and set him free!
Gardener: Erm.. Sparrow B, why the last statement?
Sparrow B: Why? After much thinking in my little brain, I concluded that it's Carrot who made Mr. Might-be Vampire not visiting here, although he seems to be the one who wanted Mr. Might-be Vampire to visit us.
Gardener: Why this reasoning?
Sparrow B: Because I bet Carrot doesn't look cute or isn't of a certain pure breed, he is just a normal dog. And so Mr. Might-be Vampire is afraid that he might frightened us away if he brings him here - well, if Carrot is too ugly. Or he is afraid that Carrot couldn't do some dog tricks that some dogs could do so he couldn't impress us. But he can't leave Carrot behind in the house. And Carrot doesn't know that he doesn't look cute and thinks that he is and so is Mr. Might-be Vampire too, who thinks that he is cute in terms of both looks and characteristics, well, pets in the eyes of their owners, always is the most cute.
Gardener: But why set him free?
Sparrow B: Because if Carrot is cut away from Mr. Might-be Vampire's hold, Carrot will come to us. Then Mr. Might-be Vampire will follow. And when he sees that we give Carrot a warm welcome, not judging his looks or breed, he will finally make himself appear and I could finally see Mr. Blackbird.
Gardener: Hmm...
Sparrow B: Anyway, I'm hungry now. Can you please make our simple dinner?
Gardener: OK, .. be back in 1/2hr.