What did you do?

8 Jul 2012 8.42am

 

Mr. Lion: Mr. Might-be Vampire, you sneezed just now didn't you?

Mr. Might-be Vampire: Yes I did. I think I must have caught a cold.

 

Mr. Lion: Not actually. I think it's because my neighbor was scolding you of the hazards you showed her.

Mr. Might-be Vampire: How would that relate to that?

 

Mr. Lion: You don't know? Because there is a saying, if you sneeze once, someone is talking about you / scolding you. If you sneeze twice, someone is missing you. If you sneezed 3 times or more, you are sick. So how many times have you sneezed?

Mr. Might-be Vampire: 100 times?

 

Mr. Lion: WOW then you are very sick. But I think at least one time is contributed by her cursing. You better finish your food, keep yourself warm and go back to sleep instead of thinking and figuring out how to resolve the hazards. Looking at them won't help anything. And also maybe it is because when you came back, you didn't keep your stomach warm. Sometimes drinking some warm water may do some good - if you don't eat it immediately after the shower.

 

Mr. Might-be Vampire yawned.

 

Mr. Lion: Oh you are tired. So it's best you sleep early. Finish your food, and take some rest and sleep early. Anyway, I'm feeling sleepy now too. Soon (= 15mins?) I will not be nagging at you.

Mr. Might-be Vampire: I didn't know you are such a nagging cat.

 

Mr. Lion: No choice. My neighbor spread the virus to me.

Done