The dark wise tree continues
17 Jun 2012 7.35am
The dark wise tree continued to tell Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm not joking. You should have seen her how furiously she was eating and you should come here and stop her from eating like this. She ate her chick3n spinach somen (1/2 bunch), then she had two k1wifruits and now she is eating plain dark chocolate. You should come here and stop her from gaining weight. If she gains weight, she will need to do shopping and spend money, or she will need to work extra hard in the garden to shed off the weight gain, and she will have less time to talk to you. That's no good isn't? She eats a lot because she is furious that you are forever thinking. You've got yourself into trouble, Mr. Might-be Vampire. She has a BIG temper.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Really? Not joking?
The dark wise tree: No I don't joke. If I joke, Carrot will pop his head out from the blanket and tell you straight in his own dog language, "Give me food! Give me attention! Give me love! Give me!"
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I thought something bad should happen to you if you joke and not something bad will happen to me?
The dark wise tree: Well, I'm the dark wise tree. I'm wise so I don't let bad things happen to me. I'm dark so I let the bad things happen to someone else.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm scared of her actually.
The dark wise tree: That she is furious?
Mr. Might-be Vampire nodded: Not just that. She often said she wants to knock my head because I see too many damn good pictures. If she knocks my head, next time I will not be able to think properly which picture is good or bad, or to know how to do my work properly.
The dark wise tree: So you rather stay behind the scenes?
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm still thinking. I need to think.
The dark wise tree: Do you need any help in thinking? Like giving you inspiration?
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Don't have to. Carrot will also help me to think. He knows my background, so he can put himself into my shoes and think for me. I trust him more than anyone else.
The dark wise tree: Cool. I'll leave you and Carrot alone to do the thinking. But don't think too long.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: How long is long?
The dark wise tree: 2 minutes.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: That's very short!
The dark wise tree: Nope. In 2 minutes, you can cook instant noodles, or walk about 100m? read an article, fold your laundry. You can do a lot of things in 2mins.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Your arguments are never-ending! I'm going off now to do the thinking.
The dark wise tree continues
17 Jun 2012 7.35am
The dark wise tree continued to tell Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm not joking. You should have seen her how furiously she was eating and you should come here and stop her from eating like this. She ate her chick3n spinach somen (1/2 bunch), then she had two k1wifruits and now she is eating plain dark chocolate. You should come here and stop her from gaining weight. If she gains weight, she will need to do shopping and spend money, or she will need to work extra hard in the garden to shed off the weight gain, and she will have less time to talk to you. That's no good isn't? She eats a lot because she is furious that you are forever thinking. You've got yourself into trouble, Mr. Might-be Vampire. She has a BIG temper.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Really? Not joking?
The dark wise tree: No I don't joke. If I joke, Carrot will pop his head out from the blanket and tell you straight in his own dog language, "Give me food! Give me attention! Give me love! Give me!"
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I thought something bad should happen to you if you joke and not something bad will happen to me?
The dark wise tree: Well, I'm the dark wise tree. I'm wise so I don't let bad things happen to me. I'm dark so I let the bad things happen to someone else.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm scared of her actually.
The dark wise tree: That she is furious?
Mr. Might-be Vampire nodded: Not just that. She often said she wants to knock my head because I see too many damn good pictures. If she knocks my head, next time I will not be able to think properly which picture is good or bad, or to know how to do my work properly.
The dark wise tree: So you rather stay behind the scenes?
Mr. Might-be Vampire: I'm still thinking. I need to think.
The dark wise tree: Do you need any help in thinking? Like giving you inspiration?
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Don't have to. Carrot will also help me to think. He knows my background, so he can put himself into my shoes and think for me. I trust him more than anyone else.
The dark wise tree: Cool. I'll leave you and Carrot alone to do the thinking. But don't think too long.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: How long is long?
The dark wise tree: 2 minutes.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: That's very short!
The dark wise tree: Nope. In 2 minutes, you can cook instant noodles, or walk about 100m? read an article, fold your laundry. You can do a lot of things in 2mins.
Mr. Might-be Vampire: Your arguments are never-ending! I'm going off now to do the thinking.