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Deadpool - Pt. 115 - Marvel-ous Memories of Deadpool.
”So it has been about two years since my funny looking face showed up on your computer screen. Well… It’s been about a year and a eleven months if you’re reading this relatively close to when this was uploaded. Who knows, if you’re reading this in Decemeber than it’s probably a lot closer to the actual two year-versary of this story. I’ve come a long way since the writer wrote the application for this role. Oh, speaking of, the scene depicted is an homage to that application. If you got that without me telling you, you inhabit a very special place in my heart. If you didn’t than you probably want to look underneath your pillow before you go to bed… Just in case. Nah, I’m just messing with you…
Anyways, as I said before this journey has been one heck of a ride, but I just wanted to take this time to sit back and reminisce with you. Starting with the first part, or application. Role the ta- er copy and paste the text!”
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I teleport into the vault. Hmm... it's just a metal wall. Oh wait. I teleported to the back wall. Stupid me. I turn around and see a small red gem on a pedestal. I pick it up and feel a rush of strength and confidence. Weird.
"That's it? I thought it'd be bigger?"
"Hehe, that's what she said."
"Wow, real mature.”
I pull out my phone from one of my pouches and dial the number this guy gave me.
"Yo, Tony. I got the gem. I'll bring it by the meeting place as soon as possible."
"Excellent."
"OoOoo, he sounds scary."
And that kids, is how I stole a precious gem from some agency hogging all of it's power...
"Hasta la vista!"
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”Did you know that the writer was actually teasing Thanos in that scene? Yeah, that burly voiced character on the other side of the phone was meant to be Thanos. The writer had me call him Tony just so it wouldn’t be too obvious… There’s also another reference in that app to another person that I won’t tell you about, just because. On to one of my favorite issues, issue number four!”
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”Aloha from Hawaii! Bob and I have been enjoying our time here. Well me more then Bob. Bob's been tied up most of the time. I've been using him as target practice with the many guns I stole from some mobster. Luckily for him, right now my aim isn't too good. Must have been some problem with the experiment or something.
However I was successful in three-sixty-no-scoping a surfer that got too close to my beach house. Oh ya, the beach house. I bought it with money that I uh... found next to the guns...”
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”Now unfortunately that surfer I three-sixty-no-scoped wasn’t Silver Surfer. At that time the writer was still trying to get the rights to that and we were never able to actually make it the surfer made of silver. Next part is Deadpool number twelve the end of “The Staff” mini-series.”
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"What do you mean, 'all five'?"
"Chris, one; Michael, two; Levi, three; Sam, four; Kenny, five... duuuhhh."
"I said six you dipstick. You forgot McDaniels! You let one live."
"Ah, he'll probably lie low now knowing his friends kicked the bucket... or was it more took a ride in a blender... ah whatever..."
"He better. If he comes back on the radar, you'll be sorry."
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”If you couldn’t tell by the subtle name drops, the guys I killed were caricatures of the MCSG staff. So if that were true, who was McDaniels? I’ll never tell… Oh that reminds me, he never did reappear again, did he? Whatever, Issue seventeen please!”
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Deadpool and Death, sittin' in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes death.
Then comes eternally being with the one I love."
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”Ah yes, the first time y’all saw Death… ‘Y’all’? Really writer, I’m from the south now? Part twenty-fiiiiive!”
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"I love the blood fountains!"
"I love it when they die!"
"I love Jeff Bridges."
"I love it when they die."
"I love the whole world."
"And all its sights and sounds."
"That song was very nice, guys."
"What song?"
"Sorry, forgot you couldn't hear them."
"Anyways, now that you had your fun killing this guys, are we done here?"
"Sure, you want to get some pizza?"
I turn around to where Cable was and he's gone. Now I know how the Commissioner feels.
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”The first time we met another one of my loves. THE MINI GUN! Oh I love the power… Ahhhh… THE POWER! Ahem… P-part fourty-eight…”
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Deadpool turns to Batroc and quickly blocks his attack. Batroc sends a knee towards Deadpool. He's successful and lands his attack on Deadpool's chest, knocking him backwards.
"Get him Deadpool!" A kid from the crowd yells.
"I might need a hand though!"
Deadpool unsheaths his sword and twirls it around. Batroc charges him and attempts to punch him. Deadpool quickly and skillfully swings his sword towards Batroc's arm, cleanly slicing off his hand.
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”Deadpool versus Batroc! As I’ve stated before we only see this fight when the writer begins to run out of ideas. The cutting off the hand thing was inspired by Star Wars which at that time had its seventh movie coming out within a few months. Let’s skip ahead to part fifty-two, DC Comics favorite number.”
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Deadpool grabs Batroc and throws him towards two big buff men. Batroc stumbles into them, causing them to stand from their seats and look at Batroc.
"Hey, Jimmy, I think this guy wants to tussle!
" I think he does too, Billy!"
"Guys, he said he could take on both of you with one hand. Hehe!"
"Oh did he now?"
"No no, I dii.. Ahh!" Batroc is cut short as the man in red grabs him and lifts him over his shoulder.
"Let's take this outside!" The two men, with Batroc go outside.
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”Ah yes, Billy and Jimmy. The two characters meant to resemble the main characters of Double Dragon. Double Dragon was one of the writer’s favorite games/animated movies growing up so he just had to make a reference to it. Oh and again we see Batroc because the writer couldn’t find any other ‘natural’ way to introduce Billy and Jimmy. The Animen story was meant to go on longer, but the writer got lazy and axed the whole second half of the story. On to Deadpool sixty-sixty, we’re on the right route!”
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"I hopped off the plane at L.A.X.
"With a dream and my cardigan
"Welcome to the land of fame excess."
"Woah!"
"Am I gonna fit in?
"Jumped in the cab,
"Here I am for the first time
"Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign
"This is all so crazy
"Everybody seems so famous."
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”That was Lady Deadpool and Bill from Aim singing along to one of the greatest hits ever. Later in that story we hear from my old pal Cable again. The next volume revolved around the Generation X. It also introduced Copycat, y’know the chick from the movie. Wonder what she’s up to now… To part eighty-two!”
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”Aaaaaaaand that’s how I got these voices inside my head. Well, I think. I’m pretty sure. Like, ninety percent sure… eighty-five… seventy…”
”Well if that’s not how we got here, how else would we have gotten here?”
“Maybe the big guy just got lonely one day.”
”Haha! That’s not what it was. I never get lonely. I’ve got you guys.”
”But.”
“That’s”
”Nevermind.”
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”This was the origin story of why I had voices in my head. Madcap and Doctor Bong are currently no longer inside my head thanks to Thor being a salty-sailor and zapping me again in issue one-o-four.
Anyways, that’s it for me today. This issue was really long but it was worth it to go back through the back-issues and reminisce… The writer would have done this at issue 101 if he had remembered, but instead we got the beginning of the Thor-Pool legacy. It was worth it, but I’m glad we got to this now rather than never.
So I hope you enjoyed this issue, if you stuck through it all, and I hope you’ll be around to read more of my crazy adventures.
As always, I’m Deadpool. I’ll see you guys later!"
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Also, for that advert for Spidey: www.flickr.com/photos/911bug/albums/72157655437460793
Deadpool - Pt. 115 - Marvel-ous Memories of Deadpool.
”So it has been about two years since my funny looking face showed up on your computer screen. Well… It’s been about a year and a eleven months if you’re reading this relatively close to when this was uploaded. Who knows, if you’re reading this in Decemeber than it’s probably a lot closer to the actual two year-versary of this story. I’ve come a long way since the writer wrote the application for this role. Oh, speaking of, the scene depicted is an homage to that application. If you got that without me telling you, you inhabit a very special place in my heart. If you didn’t than you probably want to look underneath your pillow before you go to bed… Just in case. Nah, I’m just messing with you…
Anyways, as I said before this journey has been one heck of a ride, but I just wanted to take this time to sit back and reminisce with you. Starting with the first part, or application. Role the ta- er copy and paste the text!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I teleport into the vault. Hmm... it's just a metal wall. Oh wait. I teleported to the back wall. Stupid me. I turn around and see a small red gem on a pedestal. I pick it up and feel a rush of strength and confidence. Weird.
"That's it? I thought it'd be bigger?"
"Hehe, that's what she said."
"Wow, real mature.”
I pull out my phone from one of my pouches and dial the number this guy gave me.
"Yo, Tony. I got the gem. I'll bring it by the meeting place as soon as possible."
"Excellent."
"OoOoo, he sounds scary."
And that kids, is how I stole a precious gem from some agency hogging all of it's power...
"Hasta la vista!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Did you know that the writer was actually teasing Thanos in that scene? Yeah, that burly voiced character on the other side of the phone was meant to be Thanos. The writer had me call him Tony just so it wouldn’t be too obvious… There’s also another reference in that app to another person that I won’t tell you about, just because. On to one of my favorite issues, issue number four!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Aloha from Hawaii! Bob and I have been enjoying our time here. Well me more then Bob. Bob's been tied up most of the time. I've been using him as target practice with the many guns I stole from some mobster. Luckily for him, right now my aim isn't too good. Must have been some problem with the experiment or something.
However I was successful in three-sixty-no-scoping a surfer that got too close to my beach house. Oh ya, the beach house. I bought it with money that I uh... found next to the guns...”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Now unfortunately that surfer I three-sixty-no-scoped wasn’t Silver Surfer. At that time the writer was still trying to get the rights to that and we were never able to actually make it the surfer made of silver. Next part is Deadpool number twelve the end of “The Staff” mini-series.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What do you mean, 'all five'?"
"Chris, one; Michael, two; Levi, three; Sam, four; Kenny, five... duuuhhh."
"I said six you dipstick. You forgot McDaniels! You let one live."
"Ah, he'll probably lie low now knowing his friends kicked the bucket... or was it more took a ride in a blender... ah whatever..."
"He better. If he comes back on the radar, you'll be sorry."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”If you couldn’t tell by the subtle name drops, the guys I killed were caricatures of the MCSG staff. So if that were true, who was McDaniels? I’ll never tell… Oh that reminds me, he never did reappear again, did he? Whatever, Issue seventeen please!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deadpool and Death, sittin' in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes death.
Then comes eternally being with the one I love."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Ah yes, the first time y’all saw Death… ‘Y’all’? Really writer, I’m from the south now? Part twenty-fiiiiive!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I love the blood fountains!"
"I love it when they die!"
"I love Jeff Bridges."
"I love it when they die."
"I love the whole world."
"And all its sights and sounds."
"That song was very nice, guys."
"What song?"
"Sorry, forgot you couldn't hear them."
"Anyways, now that you had your fun killing this guys, are we done here?"
"Sure, you want to get some pizza?"
I turn around to where Cable was and he's gone. Now I know how the Commissioner feels.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”The first time we met another one of my loves. THE MINI GUN! Oh I love the power… Ahhhh… THE POWER! Ahem… P-part fourty-eight…”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deadpool turns to Batroc and quickly blocks his attack. Batroc sends a knee towards Deadpool. He's successful and lands his attack on Deadpool's chest, knocking him backwards.
"Get him Deadpool!" A kid from the crowd yells.
"I might need a hand though!"
Deadpool unsheaths his sword and twirls it around. Batroc charges him and attempts to punch him. Deadpool quickly and skillfully swings his sword towards Batroc's arm, cleanly slicing off his hand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Deadpool versus Batroc! As I’ve stated before we only see this fight when the writer begins to run out of ideas. The cutting off the hand thing was inspired by Star Wars which at that time had its seventh movie coming out within a few months. Let’s skip ahead to part fifty-two, DC Comics favorite number.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deadpool grabs Batroc and throws him towards two big buff men. Batroc stumbles into them, causing them to stand from their seats and look at Batroc.
"Hey, Jimmy, I think this guy wants to tussle!
" I think he does too, Billy!"
"Guys, he said he could take on both of you with one hand. Hehe!"
"Oh did he now?"
"No no, I dii.. Ahh!" Batroc is cut short as the man in red grabs him and lifts him over his shoulder.
"Let's take this outside!" The two men, with Batroc go outside.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Ah yes, Billy and Jimmy. The two characters meant to resemble the main characters of Double Dragon. Double Dragon was one of the writer’s favorite games/animated movies growing up so he just had to make a reference to it. Oh and again we see Batroc because the writer couldn’t find any other ‘natural’ way to introduce Billy and Jimmy. The Animen story was meant to go on longer, but the writer got lazy and axed the whole second half of the story. On to Deadpool sixty-sixty, we’re on the right route!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I hopped off the plane at L.A.X.
"With a dream and my cardigan
"Welcome to the land of fame excess."
"Woah!"
"Am I gonna fit in?
"Jumped in the cab,
"Here I am for the first time
"Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign
"This is all so crazy
"Everybody seems so famous."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”That was Lady Deadpool and Bill from Aim singing along to one of the greatest hits ever. Later in that story we hear from my old pal Cable again. The next volume revolved around the Generation X. It also introduced Copycat, y’know the chick from the movie. Wonder what she’s up to now… To part eighty-two!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”Aaaaaaaand that’s how I got these voices inside my head. Well, I think. I’m pretty sure. Like, ninety percent sure… eighty-five… seventy…”
”Well if that’s not how we got here, how else would we have gotten here?”
“Maybe the big guy just got lonely one day.”
”Haha! That’s not what it was. I never get lonely. I’ve got you guys.”
”But.”
“That’s”
”Nevermind.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
”This was the origin story of why I had voices in my head. Madcap and Doctor Bong are currently no longer inside my head thanks to Thor being a salty-sailor and zapping me again in issue one-o-four.
Anyways, that’s it for me today. This issue was really long but it was worth it to go back through the back-issues and reminisce… The writer would have done this at issue 101 if he had remembered, but instead we got the beginning of the Thor-Pool legacy. It was worth it, but I’m glad we got to this now rather than never.
So I hope you enjoyed this issue, if you stuck through it all, and I hope you’ll be around to read more of my crazy adventures.
As always, I’m Deadpool. I’ll see you guys later!"
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Also, for that advert for Spidey: www.flickr.com/photos/911bug/albums/72157655437460793