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Deadpool - Pt. 63 - My Girl! Pt. 3.
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So this Bill guy. He's from this alternate reality. He's from Aim. Aim sucks. Hydra rules! Hail Hydra! Anyways, he totally sucks! Like he is the complete opposite of me. For instance.
"Yo, what's your favorite rock band?"
"Rock? I like rap, man."
Rap? Really? Rock is where it's at, Bill. Such an idiot.
"What's your favorite tv show?"
"Tv is for morons."
"You're for morons."
"My point proven."
"Favorite movie?"
"The Twilight films."
Are you freaking kidding me? This dude, man! He's so stupid. Honestly I wouldn't mind if he died. I wouldn't mind killing him either. Like seriously.
"Favorite superhero?"
"BIrdman."
"Dude, Pinkman could kick his butt anytime."
"Birdman!"
"Pinkman!"
"Bird!"
"Pink!"
"B(ee)!"
"P(ee)!"
"B(uh)!"
"P(uh)!
I'm gonna kill 'im!
"Hey, there's that Grasshopper dude."
Bill elbows me in the stomach and begins a full on sprint towards the Grasshopper. What the heck man? I catch my breath and begin chasing down Bill and the Grasshopper. With the Grasshopper's mechanical prosthetic's he is able to jump over obstacles much quicker then Bill or I can. With this advantage he was able to jump over a security fence. Bill stops in his tracks and doesn't make an effort to even try to jump over the fence.
"What the heck man? You were right behind him! You could've jumped that fence and caught him!"
"I'm sorry, the dude's a no-class villain. He'll end up getting caught by the cops."
"How do you know?"
"Trust me, on my world, he always does."
"Just because on your world he does, doesn't mean he does here. You're just being freaking lazy."
"Dude calm down. It's just the Grasshopper."
I rear back and punch him straight in the nose. He quickly grabs his nose to stop the blood from flowing out.
"The heck dude?"
"Next time I won't stop there."
"Whatever dude. Let's go find Lady Deadpool and Deadpool."
Deadpool - Pt. 63 - My Girl! Pt. 3.
[]Please comment if you favorite[]
So this Bill guy. He's from this alternate reality. He's from Aim. Aim sucks. Hydra rules! Hail Hydra! Anyways, he totally sucks! Like he is the complete opposite of me. For instance.
"Yo, what's your favorite rock band?"
"Rock? I like rap, man."
Rap? Really? Rock is where it's at, Bill. Such an idiot.
"What's your favorite tv show?"
"Tv is for morons."
"You're for morons."
"My point proven."
"Favorite movie?"
"The Twilight films."
Are you freaking kidding me? This dude, man! He's so stupid. Honestly I wouldn't mind if he died. I wouldn't mind killing him either. Like seriously.
"Favorite superhero?"
"BIrdman."
"Dude, Pinkman could kick his butt anytime."
"Birdman!"
"Pinkman!"
"Bird!"
"Pink!"
"B(ee)!"
"P(ee)!"
"B(uh)!"
"P(uh)!
I'm gonna kill 'im!
"Hey, there's that Grasshopper dude."
Bill elbows me in the stomach and begins a full on sprint towards the Grasshopper. What the heck man? I catch my breath and begin chasing down Bill and the Grasshopper. With the Grasshopper's mechanical prosthetic's he is able to jump over obstacles much quicker then Bill or I can. With this advantage he was able to jump over a security fence. Bill stops in his tracks and doesn't make an effort to even try to jump over the fence.
"What the heck man? You were right behind him! You could've jumped that fence and caught him!"
"I'm sorry, the dude's a no-class villain. He'll end up getting caught by the cops."
"How do you know?"
"Trust me, on my world, he always does."
"Just because on your world he does, doesn't mean he does here. You're just being freaking lazy."
"Dude calm down. It's just the Grasshopper."
I rear back and punch him straight in the nose. He quickly grabs his nose to stop the blood from flowing out.
"The heck dude?"
"Next time I won't stop there."
"Whatever dude. Let's go find Lady Deadpool and Deadpool."