Lady Of The Manor
"Kiss Me."
No, I'd rather not, thank you.
It took me a while to really figure this figure out - not the fact that it was a weird monster-in-a-woman-suit, but the really, really flat paint job. Why, I wondered. Why? And then it occured to me - the flat, fleshy tone is there because it's all blobby flesh. There is no dress, no fan, no hair - it's just a monster doing a somewhat poor imitation of a lady. Now, that horrific sight from the back! Well... is there a word for that? I'm thinking a variation of "Butterface." Like, instead of "Butterface," something like "AUUUUUUGH HELP ME IT'S EATING ME AUUUUGH!"
Right. ANYWAY, in-game, it's a cheap fodder piece for Passion, and useful because if you manage to get a combined attack rating of 5 (with some help), you can swap that out for 6 damage, which is above the average for that roll. It's also consistent, so you can get a good hit in.
You know, this figure is actually pretty creepy now that I think about it.
Lady Of The Manor
"Kiss Me."
No, I'd rather not, thank you.
It took me a while to really figure this figure out - not the fact that it was a weird monster-in-a-woman-suit, but the really, really flat paint job. Why, I wondered. Why? And then it occured to me - the flat, fleshy tone is there because it's all blobby flesh. There is no dress, no fan, no hair - it's just a monster doing a somewhat poor imitation of a lady. Now, that horrific sight from the back! Well... is there a word for that? I'm thinking a variation of "Butterface." Like, instead of "Butterface," something like "AUUUUUUGH HELP ME IT'S EATING ME AUUUUGH!"
Right. ANYWAY, in-game, it's a cheap fodder piece for Passion, and useful because if you manage to get a combined attack rating of 5 (with some help), you can swap that out for 6 damage, which is above the average for that roll. It's also consistent, so you can get a good hit in.
You know, this figure is actually pretty creepy now that I think about it.