CrazyLlama2
Imprisoned
Kezzic stared morosely between the bars of his prison to where his captors stood deciding his future.
"We have to kill him," Princess Delia stated flatly.
"Well of course," the prime minister, who's name Kezzic couldn't remember, responded. "The question is how do we frame him."
The princess snorted in a most unladylike manner, "He's a goblin! Just say he ate a baby or something! It doesn't matter."
"Did you know that the goblin word for human is synonyms with our word for donkey." Kezzic commented from his cell.
The princess gave him a dismissive glance before turning to leave the prison. "Just make sure he dies tomorrow prime minister. No one can know what he's seen."
"Yes your highness."
The prime minister followed the princess and her guard out, leaving Kezzic alone with his prison guard. Kezzic leaned against the bars beside the guard.
"Hey did you know the princess is possessed by a demon."
The guard gave him a sidelong look and turned away.
"Also the prime minister is a dark mage who's plotting to over through the kingdom with the king's favorite mistress. The kingdom of Harak is going to invade Grarasc in the fall. And that bottle of water you have is just what I need."
Kezzic's last words caused the guard to look back at him just in time for Kezzic to smash the bottle across the guards helmet. The heavy glass shattered against the metal and the guard's head bounced off the wall and he slumped to the floor unconscious. Using the jagged edge of the broken bottle Kezzic hooked the ring of keys off the wall and pulled them through the bars.
"Now only thirty-some keys to try," he muttered.
Imprisoned
Kezzic stared morosely between the bars of his prison to where his captors stood deciding his future.
"We have to kill him," Princess Delia stated flatly.
"Well of course," the prime minister, who's name Kezzic couldn't remember, responded. "The question is how do we frame him."
The princess snorted in a most unladylike manner, "He's a goblin! Just say he ate a baby or something! It doesn't matter."
"Did you know that the goblin word for human is synonyms with our word for donkey." Kezzic commented from his cell.
The princess gave him a dismissive glance before turning to leave the prison. "Just make sure he dies tomorrow prime minister. No one can know what he's seen."
"Yes your highness."
The prime minister followed the princess and her guard out, leaving Kezzic alone with his prison guard. Kezzic leaned against the bars beside the guard.
"Hey did you know the princess is possessed by a demon."
The guard gave him a sidelong look and turned away.
"Also the prime minister is a dark mage who's plotting to over through the kingdom with the king's favorite mistress. The kingdom of Harak is going to invade Grarasc in the fall. And that bottle of water you have is just what I need."
Kezzic's last words caused the guard to look back at him just in time for Kezzic to smash the bottle across the guards helmet. The heavy glass shattered against the metal and the guard's head bounced off the wall and he slumped to the floor unconscious. Using the jagged edge of the broken bottle Kezzic hooked the ring of keys off the wall and pulled them through the bars.
"Now only thirty-some keys to try," he muttered.