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Dory has a gut feeling about funny munny production!
Dory sez:
"I can feel it in m' boanes that something is going off at Brushtail Mousie headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting Board, Vienna.
There is a notice on the main door that reads -"NO ENTRY for the PLEBS under ANY circumstances!" Offical-looking G4S Security BunBuns are guarding the main entrance, all of them displaying their mandatory SIS authorisation ID badges. What a ridiculous-looking bunch of fur-balls they all are! I've just sent Porshie Beetle to sneak in under the door - he says that there is a VERY sophisticated-looking digital copying machine there churning out PILES of funny munny! I can just hear the whirring machinery sounds from here!
Oh, wait a minute now - Brushtail has just appeared in front of the main door carrying some neatly bound wads of banknotes and is holding a press conference in front of a huge group of media reporters, eager to dissect and analyse every word! What she says can rock the stock markets you see!
She has just announced a hostile takeover of Alpbachtal Cheese Manufacturing A.G., financed mostly by a cash for shares swap deal!"
Editor's note:
"I'd advise the board of directors at Alpbachtal A.G. to carefully examine the bank notes BEFORE signing the takeover documents - there could be some hanky-panky going on there methinks!"
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Dory has a gut feeling about funny munny production!
Dory sez:
"I can feel it in m' boanes that something is going off at Brushtail Mousie headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting Board, Vienna.
There is a notice on the main door that reads -"NO ENTRY for the PLEBS under ANY circumstances!" Offical-looking G4S Security BunBuns are guarding the main entrance, all of them displaying their mandatory SIS authorisation ID badges. What a ridiculous-looking bunch of fur-balls they all are! I've just sent Porshie Beetle to sneak in under the door - he says that there is a VERY sophisticated-looking digital copying machine there churning out PILES of funny munny! I can just hear the whirring machinery sounds from here!
Oh, wait a minute now - Brushtail has just appeared in front of the main door carrying some neatly bound wads of banknotes and is holding a press conference in front of a huge group of media reporters, eager to dissect and analyse every word! What she says can rock the stock markets you see!
She has just announced a hostile takeover of Alpbachtal Cheese Manufacturing A.G., financed mostly by a cash for shares swap deal!"
Editor's note:
"I'd advise the board of directors at Alpbachtal A.G. to carefully examine the bank notes BEFORE signing the takeover documents - there could be some hanky-panky going on there methinks!"
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