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Dr Dory is doin' her research into dysfunctional BunBun families!
Dr Dory sez:
"As a world authority in the field of Soshil Sciences, I has decided to carry out a research project on the topic of Dysfunctional BunBun Single-Parent Families. This project has just received big research funding from the Rodent Foundation whose wealthy chairmouse is one Dame Brushtail Mousie!
*Editor's note: No surprises there!*
The research will focus mainly on one particular control case sample - that of a Ms. Bunty Bobtail.
The Abstract goes as follows:
"The state can no longer afford to fund the indulgent lifestyles of various anti-soshil aminil groops - including the BunBuns! I blames the parents. This cannot continue!"
The focus of this study, Ms Bunty Bobtail had a rather inauspicious start in life, having received virtually no edukashin and had her first litter of ten kids at the tender age of 6 months old! she doesn't even remember who the father is!
She was always an auntie-soshil sort of black sheep type (metaphor unintended), who runs around the place with all of her claw-nails painted in multiple different colours. She has one ear dyed bright green and the other ear has been dyed blue and pierced with an ear-ring. Her head and back has been dyed with a long red stripe and her fur has been carefully curated with the red part as furry spikes! This makeover must have cost a small fortune!
She has never had a job and doesn't want one. She once tried working at Bunny McDonalds, but lasted less than a day after she got caught with a bag full of stolen BunnyBurgers that she needed to feed the the kids with and was duly sacked without further ado. Never worked since.
She lives with her brood of kids in a 15-bedroom Bunny Hole rented from the Local Council and paid for by the tax-payer. The kids are out of control, refuse to attend bunny school and get regularly arrested by the Poleeces for drug-abuse and dealing. They ALWAYS get away with their misdemeanours though. All Bunty has to do is appear before the silly old gullible Magistrate with her ears drooping down to the floor and giving him some sob-story that nobody understands what it's like to have to bring up such a large familiy these days as a single parent. They usually have to call in the fire-brigade to pump out all the flood of tears! The whole family always ends up being sent home scot-free and with a letter for the Social Services Dept. that recommends even MORE funding from them - all at OUR expense you see.
The full paper will be published in the relevant academic journals in due course, but the preliminary research findings look grim - to say the least!
Dr Dory is doin' her research into dysfunctional BunBun families!
Dr Dory sez:
"As a world authority in the field of Soshil Sciences, I has decided to carry out a research project on the topic of Dysfunctional BunBun Single-Parent Families. This project has just received big research funding from the Rodent Foundation whose wealthy chairmouse is one Dame Brushtail Mousie!
*Editor's note: No surprises there!*
The research will focus mainly on one particular control case sample - that of a Ms. Bunty Bobtail.
The Abstract goes as follows:
"The state can no longer afford to fund the indulgent lifestyles of various anti-soshil aminil groops - including the BunBuns! I blames the parents. This cannot continue!"
The focus of this study, Ms Bunty Bobtail had a rather inauspicious start in life, having received virtually no edukashin and had her first litter of ten kids at the tender age of 6 months old! she doesn't even remember who the father is!
She was always an auntie-soshil sort of black sheep type (metaphor unintended), who runs around the place with all of her claw-nails painted in multiple different colours. She has one ear dyed bright green and the other ear has been dyed blue and pierced with an ear-ring. Her head and back has been dyed with a long red stripe and her fur has been carefully curated with the red part as furry spikes! This makeover must have cost a small fortune!
She has never had a job and doesn't want one. She once tried working at Bunny McDonalds, but lasted less than a day after she got caught with a bag full of stolen BunnyBurgers that she needed to feed the the kids with and was duly sacked without further ado. Never worked since.
She lives with her brood of kids in a 15-bedroom Bunny Hole rented from the Local Council and paid for by the tax-payer. The kids are out of control, refuse to attend bunny school and get regularly arrested by the Poleeces for drug-abuse and dealing. They ALWAYS get away with their misdemeanours though. All Bunty has to do is appear before the silly old gullible Magistrate with her ears drooping down to the floor and giving him some sob-story that nobody understands what it's like to have to bring up such a large familiy these days as a single parent. They usually have to call in the fire-brigade to pump out all the flood of tears! The whole family always ends up being sent home scot-free and with a letter for the Social Services Dept. that recommends even MORE funding from them - all at OUR expense you see.
The full paper will be published in the relevant academic journals in due course, but the preliminary research findings look grim - to say the least!