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Brushtail is having a difficult day!
Jessie sez:
"That poor Brushtail Mousie is having yet another problematical day!
She's got exactly one hour to compute her yearly tax return in time for inspection by Taxman-Cat. After feeding all of her massive financial data into her IBM Big Blue Super Catputer, a blue screen suddenly appeared showing a white surrender flag along with text that read:
"Hiiiilllp - it's all too much for m' little brane! The numbers are just too high - I give up!" - whereupon the useless thing simply crashed and went blank!
After panicking and a bit of swearing, she pulled herself together and had an idea: "I wonders if that Aspergers Mousie, the new tenant at 10 HEX (Decimal 16) Rodent way could get me out this fine mess. Unless Taxman-cat gets his figures on time, he'll send round the BunBuns to arrest me, something I wouldn't wish on anyone!
She then sent a text message to Aspergers describing the problem, who turned up a few moments later - not even carrying a pocket calculator!
"Just show me the data please - I'm in a hurry. I've got other stuff to do today you know!
Oh, is that all?", he exclaimed after glancing once at the data. Your bottom line is $US 32.75 Quadrillion after deducting expenses. Gotta go now, I have other clients waiting to get rescued. Bye!"
Brushtail sez:
"Phew - that was a close one! As a reward for helping me out of this awful mess, I'll send Amanda-Yolanda Mousie round to his place just to check that he's not forgotten where he stored his cheese that he bought the last time he went shopping - about 2 years ago I FINKS. These geniuses are all sooooo absent-minded you know - LOL!"
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Brushtail is having a difficult day!
Jessie sez:
"That poor Brushtail Mousie is having yet another problematical day!
She's got exactly one hour to compute her yearly tax return in time for inspection by Taxman-Cat. After feeding all of her massive financial data into her IBM Big Blue Super Catputer, a blue screen suddenly appeared showing a white surrender flag along with text that read:
"Hiiiilllp - it's all too much for m' little brane! The numbers are just too high - I give up!" - whereupon the useless thing simply crashed and went blank!
After panicking and a bit of swearing, she pulled herself together and had an idea: "I wonders if that Aspergers Mousie, the new tenant at 10 HEX (Decimal 16) Rodent way could get me out this fine mess. Unless Taxman-cat gets his figures on time, he'll send round the BunBuns to arrest me, something I wouldn't wish on anyone!
She then sent a text message to Aspergers describing the problem, who turned up a few moments later - not even carrying a pocket calculator!
"Just show me the data please - I'm in a hurry. I've got other stuff to do today you know!
Oh, is that all?", he exclaimed after glancing once at the data. Your bottom line is $US 32.75 Quadrillion after deducting expenses. Gotta go now, I have other clients waiting to get rescued. Bye!"
Brushtail sez:
"Phew - that was a close one! As a reward for helping me out of this awful mess, I'll send Amanda-Yolanda Mousie round to his place just to check that he's not forgotten where he stored his cheese that he bought the last time he went shopping - about 2 years ago I FINKS. These geniuses are all sooooo absent-minded you know - LOL!"
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