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Jessie has a Brushtail Mousie bisnis update for you!
Jessie sez:
"Great news!
That astounding entrepreneur and bisnis mousie Brushtail has just opened her first Casino in Vienna called Cercle Brushtail. Just what we need to celebrate the end of that horrid lockdown! Brushtail also acts as the croupier herself!
It's all kitted out with all the latest gadgets that include a remote control gadget for the roulette wheel that allows her to make the thing stop at any position she chooses - isn't that a marvel of technology or what? She also has the latest packs of cards for the poaker tables each consisting of 52 aces! Brushtail is the only one who gets to use these packs of cards of course, whereas the clients only get to use the normal 52 packs of cards. Well, business is business as they say!
Her marketing is aimed directly at the BunBuns and the Meeces. They all receive a membership card that entitles them to free carrots and cheese if they patronise the gambling tables on a regular basis. Isn't that a very kind and altruistic mousie? Anything that provides a great service to her long-suffering clients!
I've just noticed a few BunBuns leaving the joint with very droopy ears and sad eyes. They generously gave ORF an interview where they complained about getting fleeced by that awful mousie. They all lost the fur off their backs and now they're completely broke!
Well now little BunBuns, don't say I didn't warn you about this. Gamboling is best left to these cute little lambs in the green fields. You bunnies are sooooo naive and gullible! Will they EVER learn that dealing with that mousie gangster ALWAYS works to Brushtail's own advantage and to the disadvantage of the BunBuns and Meeces?
Brushtail has just ordered her fourth Rolls-Royce Phantom 11 Silver Purr this year. What an icon of success she is!"
Jessie has a Brushtail Mousie bisnis update for you!
Jessie sez:
"Great news!
That astounding entrepreneur and bisnis mousie Brushtail has just opened her first Casino in Vienna called Cercle Brushtail. Just what we need to celebrate the end of that horrid lockdown! Brushtail also acts as the croupier herself!
It's all kitted out with all the latest gadgets that include a remote control gadget for the roulette wheel that allows her to make the thing stop at any position she chooses - isn't that a marvel of technology or what? She also has the latest packs of cards for the poaker tables each consisting of 52 aces! Brushtail is the only one who gets to use these packs of cards of course, whereas the clients only get to use the normal 52 packs of cards. Well, business is business as they say!
Her marketing is aimed directly at the BunBuns and the Meeces. They all receive a membership card that entitles them to free carrots and cheese if they patronise the gambling tables on a regular basis. Isn't that a very kind and altruistic mousie? Anything that provides a great service to her long-suffering clients!
I've just noticed a few BunBuns leaving the joint with very droopy ears and sad eyes. They generously gave ORF an interview where they complained about getting fleeced by that awful mousie. They all lost the fur off their backs and now they're completely broke!
Well now little BunBuns, don't say I didn't warn you about this. Gamboling is best left to these cute little lambs in the green fields. You bunnies are sooooo naive and gullible! Will they EVER learn that dealing with that mousie gangster ALWAYS works to Brushtail's own advantage and to the disadvantage of the BunBuns and Meeces?
Brushtail has just ordered her fourth Rolls-Royce Phantom 11 Silver Purr this year. What an icon of success she is!"