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Acting as Brushtail's financial advisor, Jessie is just devising a financial strategy!
Jessie sez:
"Oh dearie me! I has just finished Brushtail Mousie's annual financial accounts and it makes for some serious reading.
Because of the enormously successful initial public offering of her new Duck-Quack Banknote (counterfeit of course), the accounts are showing unprecedented levels of taxable profit.
Not sure what to do for the best now. If I sign off these accounts as they stand at the moment, poor old Taxman-Cat will go ballistic and send round the bailiffs. I FINKS the best thing to do is to encrypt and save them to mi' cat-laptop hard-drive, delete the encryption password and then create a new set of accounts entitled "I is as poor as a little church mousie!"
That should do the trick and throw Taxman-Cat off the scent of all that dosh (Gazillions in this case).
I FINKS that's what you could describe as creative accounting?"
Acting as Brushtail's financial advisor, Jessie is just devising a financial strategy!
Jessie sez:
"Oh dearie me! I has just finished Brushtail Mousie's annual financial accounts and it makes for some serious reading.
Because of the enormously successful initial public offering of her new Duck-Quack Banknote (counterfeit of course), the accounts are showing unprecedented levels of taxable profit.
Not sure what to do for the best now. If I sign off these accounts as they stand at the moment, poor old Taxman-Cat will go ballistic and send round the bailiffs. I FINKS the best thing to do is to encrypt and save them to mi' cat-laptop hard-drive, delete the encryption password and then create a new set of accounts entitled "I is as poor as a little church mousie!"
That should do the trick and throw Taxman-Cat off the scent of all that dosh (Gazillions in this case).
I FINKS that's what you could describe as creative accounting?"