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That Brushtail Mousie is a genius! She has now issued her very own banknotes!
Jessie sez:
"We live in amazing times of technological advance where there is even new kinds of munny being produced!
I has just sent Porshie Beetle under the door into Brushtail's headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting Board, Vienna, whose door is marked "Strictly No Admittance to the Public", 'cos I can hear machinery inside running 24/7 and am curious to know what is going on in there.
I has just received his official report back and it makes fascinating reading. The machines there are turning out a new type of bank note that have a duck's head printed on them instead of pictures of the Queen! Each banknote also has a little microchip that can be scanned by a special reader to check if it is counterfeit or not. If you scan the note through the reader, it makes a Quack-Quack sound LOL! Now, what's the point of all this you may well ask - hmmmm ..... let me think now -----
Oh. I see! IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK; THEN IT IS A DUCK!
This is simply another illegal get-rich-quick scam perpetrated by that AWFUL and irrepressible but creative BRUSHTAIL MOUSIE!" 🐭
P.S. there is already a queue of naive BunBuns forming outside of Brushtail's secret H.Q. They are all clutching their precious Bitecoins in their little front paws ready to exchange for their allocation of the new Duck-Quack currency. Would you invest your hard-earned cash in this new scam - SORRY! - investment opportunity? This new Duck-Quack currency nonsense makes even crypto-currency look like a world-class stable currency! Will they ever learn? 😂
Amanda-Yolanda Mousie, Brushtail's personal assistant, is standing at the door exchanging Bitecoin for this new marvellous financial instrument. Amanda tests each individual Bitecoin using her sharp little teethy-pegs to bite them. If the coins survive the test, she then exchanges them for HUGE wads of the new Duck-Quack currency in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 20 and 100 Gazillion notes!
Disclaimer:
"Careful now little Bunbuns!!
Brushtail Mousie Holdings is NEITHER regulated by the Financial Services Authority NOR the Securities and Exchange Commission and the value of your investment is NOT guaranteed. The value of your investment can fall as well as rise and your eventual returns may amount to less than your original investment. It is recommended therefore that you consult a qualified financial adviser BEFORE you fall for this scam - SORRY! - invest in this wonderful get-rich-quick opportunity!"
That Brushtail Mousie is a genius! She has now issued her very own banknotes!
Jessie sez:
"We live in amazing times of technological advance where there is even new kinds of munny being produced!
I has just sent Porshie Beetle under the door into Brushtail's headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting Board, Vienna, whose door is marked "Strictly No Admittance to the Public", 'cos I can hear machinery inside running 24/7 and am curious to know what is going on in there.
I has just received his official report back and it makes fascinating reading. The machines there are turning out a new type of bank note that have a duck's head printed on them instead of pictures of the Queen! Each banknote also has a little microchip that can be scanned by a special reader to check if it is counterfeit or not. If you scan the note through the reader, it makes a Quack-Quack sound LOL! Now, what's the point of all this you may well ask - hmmmm ..... let me think now -----
Oh. I see! IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK; THEN IT IS A DUCK!
This is simply another illegal get-rich-quick scam perpetrated by that AWFUL and irrepressible but creative BRUSHTAIL MOUSIE!" 🐭
P.S. there is already a queue of naive BunBuns forming outside of Brushtail's secret H.Q. They are all clutching their precious Bitecoins in their little front paws ready to exchange for their allocation of the new Duck-Quack currency. Would you invest your hard-earned cash in this new scam - SORRY! - investment opportunity? This new Duck-Quack currency nonsense makes even crypto-currency look like a world-class stable currency! Will they ever learn? 😂
Amanda-Yolanda Mousie, Brushtail's personal assistant, is standing at the door exchanging Bitecoin for this new marvellous financial instrument. Amanda tests each individual Bitecoin using her sharp little teethy-pegs to bite them. If the coins survive the test, she then exchanges them for HUGE wads of the new Duck-Quack currency in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 20 and 100 Gazillion notes!
Disclaimer:
"Careful now little Bunbuns!!
Brushtail Mousie Holdings is NEITHER regulated by the Financial Services Authority NOR the Securities and Exchange Commission and the value of your investment is NOT guaranteed. The value of your investment can fall as well as rise and your eventual returns may amount to less than your original investment. It is recommended therefore that you consult a qualified financial adviser BEFORE you fall for this scam - SORRY! - invest in this wonderful get-rich-quick opportunity!"