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The Poleeces have just contacted her about her missing Rolls Royce!
Jessie sez:
"Oh, aren't the Poleeces just wonderful! I wonder where we'd be without them. All this Defund The Poleeces is just nonsense! I FINKS I must be a Nationalist-Populist Cat or sumpfin'?
The Commissioner of Poleeces, one Dr Sirius Black von Wurzbachtal (a British Shorthair breed of cat) has just got back to me. He's found mi' BYOOTIFUL Rolls Royce! Isn't he just WONDERFUL?
Here's what happened. One of his loyal Poleeces Ossifer-Cats was just doing his normal patrol stuffs, when he noticed a VERY important-looking Rolls Royce coming towards him. Thinking that it was H.M. The Queen, he saluted it of course! (People often get confused and think it's me when they see her driving past!) It then occurred to him, that there didn't appear to be anyone behind the wheel driving it, so he decided to investigate further.
On looking underneath the vehicle, he then understood what was going on. There they all were - all 2584 members of the Fibonacci Meeces Family carrying that heavy vehicle slowly along the road obviously hoping that no-one would notice!
He then strongly suspected that a re-allocation and re-location transfer update (a.k.a barefaced theft) - was in progress! After making a quick call for reinforcements, a huge Poleeces van turned up, into which all of the little culprits were bundled and put under arrest, with two big Poleecemens each lifting up a squeeking little mousie by its little pink left and right paws respectively and thus dragging him/her into the van screaming "Democracy is Dead! and Fascist Pigs!"
They were all then immediately whisked off to the nearest cop-shop and charged with Wiretap Fraud and Grand Larceny! What a terrific source of income for the Poleeces!
Watch this space for further updates on this EGREGIOUS scam!"
The Poleeces have just contacted her about her missing Rolls Royce!
Jessie sez:
"Oh, aren't the Poleeces just wonderful! I wonder where we'd be without them. All this Defund The Poleeces is just nonsense! I FINKS I must be a Nationalist-Populist Cat or sumpfin'?
The Commissioner of Poleeces, one Dr Sirius Black von Wurzbachtal (a British Shorthair breed of cat) has just got back to me. He's found mi' BYOOTIFUL Rolls Royce! Isn't he just WONDERFUL?
Here's what happened. One of his loyal Poleeces Ossifer-Cats was just doing his normal patrol stuffs, when he noticed a VERY important-looking Rolls Royce coming towards him. Thinking that it was H.M. The Queen, he saluted it of course! (People often get confused and think it's me when they see her driving past!) It then occurred to him, that there didn't appear to be anyone behind the wheel driving it, so he decided to investigate further.
On looking underneath the vehicle, he then understood what was going on. There they all were - all 2584 members of the Fibonacci Meeces Family carrying that heavy vehicle slowly along the road obviously hoping that no-one would notice!
He then strongly suspected that a re-allocation and re-location transfer update (a.k.a barefaced theft) - was in progress! After making a quick call for reinforcements, a huge Poleeces van turned up, into which all of the little culprits were bundled and put under arrest, with two big Poleecemens each lifting up a squeeking little mousie by its little pink left and right paws respectively and thus dragging him/her into the van screaming "Democracy is Dead! and Fascist Pigs!"
They were all then immediately whisked off to the nearest cop-shop and charged with Wiretap Fraud and Grand Larceny! What a terrific source of income for the Poleeces!
Watch this space for further updates on this EGREGIOUS scam!"