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It's a lot worse than she thought! Jessie can't get her head round the size of the cheese theft!
Jessie sez:
OK Porshie Beetle has just submitted his official report back to me with regard to his official inquiry into the cheese heist case in Alpbachtal perpetrated by the Meeces. He's a good lad I must say - very efficiently and beautifully presented, commensurate with his high levels of cognitive ability and educational standard. It's even worse than I had imagined though! The total size of the haul equates to 3.7 Gazillion Kilos of the World's Finest Cheeses!
DHL Logistics delivered this massive haul as promised to Brushtail's headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting-Board, Vienna - but they were slightly suspicious as to the ownership of the goods. When confronted with this awkward question, Brushtail simply mumbled something about it not really being theft - it should really be regarded simply as an ownership relocation transfer and re-assignment update! Neat eh? The delivery team then had no choice but to accept this insufficiently convincing explanation, and departed the scene shaking their heads in disbelief!
Porshie Beetle, having completed his mission successfully, then departed the scene as fast as his little legs could carry him, and went straight home to his little abode under the stone to check his on-line banking banking account, to see if his account had been credited yet with Jessie's payment for his services. He noticed that the agreed amount was already shown on the account balance, but the bank charges amounted to actually more than his payment. He banks with an outfit called Beetle Banking Basel - an outfit whose majority shareholder is one Brushtail Mousie. So no surprises there then!
It's a lot worse than she thought! Jessie can't get her head round the size of the cheese theft!
Jessie sez:
OK Porshie Beetle has just submitted his official report back to me with regard to his official inquiry into the cheese heist case in Alpbachtal perpetrated by the Meeces. He's a good lad I must say - very efficiently and beautifully presented, commensurate with his high levels of cognitive ability and educational standard. It's even worse than I had imagined though! The total size of the haul equates to 3.7 Gazillion Kilos of the World's Finest Cheeses!
DHL Logistics delivered this massive haul as promised to Brushtail's headquarters at 1 Rodent Way, The Skirting-Board, Vienna - but they were slightly suspicious as to the ownership of the goods. When confronted with this awkward question, Brushtail simply mumbled something about it not really being theft - it should really be regarded simply as an ownership relocation transfer and re-assignment update! Neat eh? The delivery team then had no choice but to accept this insufficiently convincing explanation, and departed the scene shaking their heads in disbelief!
Porshie Beetle, having completed his mission successfully, then departed the scene as fast as his little legs could carry him, and went straight home to his little abode under the stone to check his on-line banking banking account, to see if his account had been credited yet with Jessie's payment for his services. He noticed that the agreed amount was already shown on the account balance, but the bank charges amounted to actually more than his payment. He banks with an outfit called Beetle Banking Basel - an outfit whose majority shareholder is one Brushtail Mousie. So no surprises there then!