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Brushtail's tax accountant Jessie has a meeting with Taxman-Cat
Jessie sez:
" Oh hello there Mr Taxman-Cat! Yes that's indeed correct, I do in fact represent Miss Brushtail Mousie in matters of tax returns. She's not here at the moment, 'cos she is taking a joy-ride with the Fibonacci Meeces Family (all 2584 of them!) in her brand new Rolls Royce Phantom 10 Silver Purr (2021 model of course!).
SHE'S NOT GILTY OF TAX EVASION - if that's what you're thinking! Any money she does make goes DIRECTLY to a meeces mutual assistance charity. Her 2020 fiscal accounts have not been audited by m'self yet, but they should be ready by Nov 4th 2020 IF Biden wins the election. If that doesn't happen, then I is afraid that it might take another 4 years to get them ready for inspection. That's life I'm afraid, but in the meantime just go away please!
Anyways, that last cheese heist that she perpetrated yesterday was a COMPLETE failure, so she is still as poor as a little church mousie!" (Nose getting longer and longer!)
Brushtail's tax accountant Jessie has a meeting with Taxman-Cat
Jessie sez:
" Oh hello there Mr Taxman-Cat! Yes that's indeed correct, I do in fact represent Miss Brushtail Mousie in matters of tax returns. She's not here at the moment, 'cos she is taking a joy-ride with the Fibonacci Meeces Family (all 2584 of them!) in her brand new Rolls Royce Phantom 10 Silver Purr (2021 model of course!).
SHE'S NOT GILTY OF TAX EVASION - if that's what you're thinking! Any money she does make goes DIRECTLY to a meeces mutual assistance charity. Her 2020 fiscal accounts have not been audited by m'self yet, but they should be ready by Nov 4th 2020 IF Biden wins the election. If that doesn't happen, then I is afraid that it might take another 4 years to get them ready for inspection. That's life I'm afraid, but in the meantime just go away please!
Anyways, that last cheese heist that she perpetrated yesterday was a COMPLETE failure, so she is still as poor as a little church mousie!" (Nose getting longer and longer!)