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Siri is in court today standing before the judge Dr Prinz!
He is on trial today for lying to Taxman-Cat about the profits he made while being self-employed as an Air-Traffic-Control-Cat who collected landing fees from various flying insects who wished to land on HIS coffee-table runway 25R.
No worries though - he has just appointed Brushtail Mousie LL.B QC as his defence counsel!
Judge sez:
"Oh hello there Brushtail - you again? Ah, I see that you're not here as a defendant today but rather as defence counsel for Siri - that's VERY unusual for a little mousie such as yourself to take on such a MASSIVE responsibility!"
Brushtail sez:
"That's no problem you Honnir. Since I is actually a hybrid Mousie/Fennec-Focksie i is considered to be VERY smart! 8-))"
Judge sez:
"OK now, let's hear your case in defence of your client then!"
Brushtail sez:
"Thanks Your Honnir.
Siri is being charged with lying about his profits - but I wouldn't describe his actions as REALLY lying. This is more a case of using a pallet of various techniques such as processing the facts of the case using a judicious combination of Back Propagation Neural Networks and manipulation of the accounting data using quasi-Linear Regression in order to efficiently achieve a favourable outcome in this use-case scenario. There are precedents here - see abstract of a research paper called "Feline Adaptive Cognisance" by Prof. Dr Jessie and Professor (Emeritus) Dr Zorro et al.
Judge sez:
"Well now, these are VERY big words coming from such a beautiful and working-class young mousie such as yourself. Siri is VERY lucky to have you acting as his defence counsel, so here is my judgement in this case. Sirius please stand!
I am indeed persuaded by your excellent little mousie defence-counsel that you aren't REALLY gilty of lying about your munny-profits. Even although I must confess that I didn't understand all of these big words mi'self, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and dismiss the case. Well done Brushtail! Had she not been such an effective advocate on your behalf, I would have had to have you locked up in the cat-klink for about 2 gazillion years!
Anyway, I'm sending you both straight home to your abode with gifts of catnip for Siri and a selection of the world's finest cheeses for Brushtail! By the way Brushtail, how much do you charge for your services? I myself could do with with some occasional help with complicated cases where I don't kwite understand all these big words"
Brushtail sez:
"I do ALL of my legal work Pro Bono for altruistic reasons and for the benefit of feline, rodent AND human society at large!"
Siri is in court today standing before the judge Dr Prinz!
He is on trial today for lying to Taxman-Cat about the profits he made while being self-employed as an Air-Traffic-Control-Cat who collected landing fees from various flying insects who wished to land on HIS coffee-table runway 25R.
No worries though - he has just appointed Brushtail Mousie LL.B QC as his defence counsel!
Judge sez:
"Oh hello there Brushtail - you again? Ah, I see that you're not here as a defendant today but rather as defence counsel for Siri - that's VERY unusual for a little mousie such as yourself to take on such a MASSIVE responsibility!"
Brushtail sez:
"That's no problem you Honnir. Since I is actually a hybrid Mousie/Fennec-Focksie i is considered to be VERY smart! 8-))"
Judge sez:
"OK now, let's hear your case in defence of your client then!"
Brushtail sez:
"Thanks Your Honnir.
Siri is being charged with lying about his profits - but I wouldn't describe his actions as REALLY lying. This is more a case of using a pallet of various techniques such as processing the facts of the case using a judicious combination of Back Propagation Neural Networks and manipulation of the accounting data using quasi-Linear Regression in order to efficiently achieve a favourable outcome in this use-case scenario. There are precedents here - see abstract of a research paper called "Feline Adaptive Cognisance" by Prof. Dr Jessie and Professor (Emeritus) Dr Zorro et al.
Judge sez:
"Well now, these are VERY big words coming from such a beautiful and working-class young mousie such as yourself. Siri is VERY lucky to have you acting as his defence counsel, so here is my judgement in this case. Sirius please stand!
I am indeed persuaded by your excellent little mousie defence-counsel that you aren't REALLY gilty of lying about your munny-profits. Even although I must confess that I didn't understand all of these big words mi'self, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and dismiss the case. Well done Brushtail! Had she not been such an effective advocate on your behalf, I would have had to have you locked up in the cat-klink for about 2 gazillion years!
Anyway, I'm sending you both straight home to your abode with gifts of catnip for Siri and a selection of the world's finest cheeses for Brushtail! By the way Brushtail, how much do you charge for your services? I myself could do with with some occasional help with complicated cases where I don't kwite understand all these big words"
Brushtail sez:
"I do ALL of my legal work Pro Bono for altruistic reasons and for the benefit of feline, rodent AND human society at large!"