Lisa/Anders - Ninja Transvestit Danmark
Not Photoshop, just divine lucky morning light
I think it was yesterday.. or perhaps the day before? Anyway, I woke up by a terrible boom, like a great thunder making the world shake in it´s foundation. Of cause I instantly knew what was happening, so I pretended to be sleeping, as a voice deep like the roaring oceans themself spoke loudly ”Lisa. Be now awakened, as I your god and father of creation, has come before you!” I moaned, making a helpless effort to tug my duvet, but amidst the effort it vanished into mist. I sad up rubbing my eyes as I had only shortly before bedtime, smoked a joint of astounding quality.
”Yo dad, what´s up!” I said, shielding my eyes with a hand from the blinding light. ”Tell me child." He said. "Has the world embraced peace, love and compassion?” I shrugged my shoulders ”Well... you see, it... takes time dad. One can't just expect things to change like... over night. The world it's like... a plant you know... it grows in its own time!” It was as if the light flikered for a spilt of a second before the voice boomed ”Time.. TIME!! I HAVE WAITED CENTURIES... MILLENNIA!!” He tempered him self... always does really, then said. ”I have spoken directly to Abraham, I have sent my own son and now my daugther. I fear I am running out of patience.” (gotta know him, always says that, at least 2 times before he really mean business). ”Dad...” I said giving him the ”puppy look”, never fails.. ”it's like... just a very difficult time right now, with the world facing economic crisis, terrorist attacks, AIDS, global warming and poverty. I'm quite sure that with 10 more years and a little spark of youth, I should be able to round things up by.. say 2020!? Well perhaps 30, but NOT later than 50 on that I guarantee my life!”. He sighed, well you can't really hear it, but if you know him well you can tell by the subtle destinct dim of the light. ”I suppose patience is in order.” He said, ”I shall return in 10 years and hereby grant you rejuvenation.”
It feels like... a tingling down the spine, spreading out through your limbs, nothing else really.
”Dad... before you go..” He paused. ”I know we talked about this and it's just a thought! a mere.. suggestion. But... if say.. it was to happen for instance, that an ancient scroll was recovered, that by bloodline was incidentally to make yours truly out to be, say.. the Queen of Africa or... India.. or perhaps even US, just to kill two birds with one stone?” He was JUST about to say something but I was faster. ”No please let me finish dad.. I know Jesus started out and made it all by his own, but I am a girl... thats something entirely different., which I am sure you wouldn't understand at all.. but it really IS!” I crossed my arms looking away in a offended kind 'a way. That on the other hand dosn't allways work.
It didn't and then he said the most hurtfull thing ever, HIS OWN DAUGHTER mind you, which only goes to show how impartially heartless, unforgivingly cruel and excruciatingly righteous he can be.
”Get a job.” he said and vanished!?
That REALLY pissed me off. Seriously!
Not Photoshop, just divine lucky morning light
I think it was yesterday.. or perhaps the day before? Anyway, I woke up by a terrible boom, like a great thunder making the world shake in it´s foundation. Of cause I instantly knew what was happening, so I pretended to be sleeping, as a voice deep like the roaring oceans themself spoke loudly ”Lisa. Be now awakened, as I your god and father of creation, has come before you!” I moaned, making a helpless effort to tug my duvet, but amidst the effort it vanished into mist. I sad up rubbing my eyes as I had only shortly before bedtime, smoked a joint of astounding quality.
”Yo dad, what´s up!” I said, shielding my eyes with a hand from the blinding light. ”Tell me child." He said. "Has the world embraced peace, love and compassion?” I shrugged my shoulders ”Well... you see, it... takes time dad. One can't just expect things to change like... over night. The world it's like... a plant you know... it grows in its own time!” It was as if the light flikered for a spilt of a second before the voice boomed ”Time.. TIME!! I HAVE WAITED CENTURIES... MILLENNIA!!” He tempered him self... always does really, then said. ”I have spoken directly to Abraham, I have sent my own son and now my daugther. I fear I am running out of patience.” (gotta know him, always says that, at least 2 times before he really mean business). ”Dad...” I said giving him the ”puppy look”, never fails.. ”it's like... just a very difficult time right now, with the world facing economic crisis, terrorist attacks, AIDS, global warming and poverty. I'm quite sure that with 10 more years and a little spark of youth, I should be able to round things up by.. say 2020!? Well perhaps 30, but NOT later than 50 on that I guarantee my life!”. He sighed, well you can't really hear it, but if you know him well you can tell by the subtle destinct dim of the light. ”I suppose patience is in order.” He said, ”I shall return in 10 years and hereby grant you rejuvenation.”
It feels like... a tingling down the spine, spreading out through your limbs, nothing else really.
”Dad... before you go..” He paused. ”I know we talked about this and it's just a thought! a mere.. suggestion. But... if say.. it was to happen for instance, that an ancient scroll was recovered, that by bloodline was incidentally to make yours truly out to be, say.. the Queen of Africa or... India.. or perhaps even US, just to kill two birds with one stone?” He was JUST about to say something but I was faster. ”No please let me finish dad.. I know Jesus started out and made it all by his own, but I am a girl... thats something entirely different., which I am sure you wouldn't understand at all.. but it really IS!” I crossed my arms looking away in a offended kind 'a way. That on the other hand dosn't allways work.
It didn't and then he said the most hurtfull thing ever, HIS OWN DAUGHTER mind you, which only goes to show how impartially heartless, unforgivingly cruel and excruciatingly righteous he can be.
”Get a job.” he said and vanished!?
That REALLY pissed me off. Seriously!