paula r. pics
Mission: A Christmas Plea
"Hi there all!
Well, It's Veruca here and as we all know, the holiday season is fast approaching!
I, myself, celebrate Christmas and am aware of a jolly, old man named Santa and his "Naughty or Nice" list. With that being said, I'm being proactive in the case that I am on the "Naughty" list.
"Naughty?? Veruca Sprout naughty??" you might ask in amazement. I know, right? I, too, am amazed at the thought but, on the slight chance that I have been misunderstood, I can explain...
Under the meager circumstances in which I live, I have done the best with what I have been given. Sure I have a bit much to say, negatively but, if you compare my current living situation to that of the Grandparents in Florida, you too would have much to complain about! Also, having the camera thrust into my face everyday is such an invasion of my privacy and, well, annoying. I'm sure most of you will agree with that one too right? These 2 complaints are just the top 2 but, I'd hate to waste your precious time with the technicalities.
So I ask, in the case that there is a Santa and I might be receiving a gift of coal in my stocking this year...
I ask that you sign this petition to keep me OFF the "Naughty" list. (I beg of you! This is the one time I could get what I want without a lecture about "practicality" from my human.) So, may you please (cringes) sign on my behalf before it's too late? Christmas is less than a week away!
By the way, you might be surprised that I believe in Santa. Well, as long as I believe and receive, I will even believe in a gift-bearing cockroach to get what I want....and I HATE cockroaches!
Also, your Flickr friend Paula, my human, doesn't know I "borrowed" her camera for this so don't tell her. Also, if she makes mention that she "lost" her camera, don't let her know I had it either. I could do without the camera in my face for a few days!"
Mission: A Christmas Plea
"Hi there all!
Well, It's Veruca here and as we all know, the holiday season is fast approaching!
I, myself, celebrate Christmas and am aware of a jolly, old man named Santa and his "Naughty or Nice" list. With that being said, I'm being proactive in the case that I am on the "Naughty" list.
"Naughty?? Veruca Sprout naughty??" you might ask in amazement. I know, right? I, too, am amazed at the thought but, on the slight chance that I have been misunderstood, I can explain...
Under the meager circumstances in which I live, I have done the best with what I have been given. Sure I have a bit much to say, negatively but, if you compare my current living situation to that of the Grandparents in Florida, you too would have much to complain about! Also, having the camera thrust into my face everyday is such an invasion of my privacy and, well, annoying. I'm sure most of you will agree with that one too right? These 2 complaints are just the top 2 but, I'd hate to waste your precious time with the technicalities.
So I ask, in the case that there is a Santa and I might be receiving a gift of coal in my stocking this year...
I ask that you sign this petition to keep me OFF the "Naughty" list. (I beg of you! This is the one time I could get what I want without a lecture about "practicality" from my human.) So, may you please (cringes) sign on my behalf before it's too late? Christmas is less than a week away!
By the way, you might be surprised that I believe in Santa. Well, as long as I believe and receive, I will even believe in a gift-bearing cockroach to get what I want....and I HATE cockroaches!
Also, your Flickr friend Paula, my human, doesn't know I "borrowed" her camera for this so don't tell her. Also, if she makes mention that she "lost" her camera, don't let her know I had it either. I could do without the camera in my face for a few days!"