Once Upon a Time........

We are receiving reports from our Macro Mondays correspondent that a Miss WHITE, known locally as SNOW, has eaten a poisoned apple. Supermarkets have removed their stocks of apples from the shelves as a precaution.

 

The source of the contamination has been traced to a Wicked Queen, who we believe is Snow White's stepmother. When questioned, the Wicked Queen stamped her foot and said she heard voices from a mirror on the wall. Prosecutors feel she will be declared unfit to plead and she has been detained in a secure unit for the criminally obnoxious.

 

Snow White previously lived with Seven Dwarfs. The Dwarfs placed Snow White's body in a glass box pending the examination by the eminent Pathologist Dr Prince. During his examination Dr Prince discovered a piece of the poisoned apple in Snow White's mouth. Once it was removed she recovered consciousness and made a full recovery.

 

We understand that beautiful Snow White and the handsome Dr Prince are to be married and will live happily ever after.

The End.

Done