Feet: Today's Lockdown 2 Cartoon by Andrea

The poem for this one may have been influenced by the Wildlife Cafe....

 

You probably won’t believe this

I hardly do myself

I must admit it’s curious

But I can't blame no one else

 

You see I ‘stepped in something’

Yes, you know what I mean

Those boots were only one week old

It made me want to scream

 

I suppose it was my own fault

As the animals, I feed

It started off with leftovers

As well as the bird seed

 

But now I have a garden full

They’re here all day and night

I went to put the rubbish out

And Did I get a fright!

 

I’m used to seeing badgers

Foxes and, yes, rats

And everybody’s garden

Gets visited by cats

 

But today there was a donkey!

He got here, tell me how

And then I turned around and, What?

Now there’s a blooming cow

 

That’s when I ‘stepped in something’

It was a steaming pat

I went up to my ankles

So whadya think of that?

 

It really was the last thing

That I thought I’d meet

So now you know just why I’m here

Standing in bare feet.

 

 

 

Done