Keeping up Appearances : Today's Lockdown 2 Cartoon by Andrea

My goodness, are you hoi polloi?

My word I think you are

The tradesmen’s entrance’s round the back

This really is bizarre

 

I thought you were the Countess

She’s due here for high tea

She doesn’t visit many

But she comes to call on me

 

Are you still here? Well really

One ought to know one’s place

You really should be out of sight

(You should call me ‘Your Grace’)

 

You see I am the Duchess

Of course noblesse oblige

But please can you go round the back

So you don’t me displease

 

What’s that you’re from the Premium Bonds?

My number has come up?

The house needs renovation

Well there’s some bloomin’ luck

 

You should have said so sooner

Is that the cheque? Please show

Thank you, now I’ve got it

Goodbye, yes you can go.

 

Done