"Laughs at Grizzlies"

Borderlands Style Descriptions FTW

 

Damage: ∞ ÷ 0

 

Accuracy: Wat

 

Fire Rate: How fast can you flip cock, boy?

 

Reload Speed: Molasses

 

Magazine size: 4+1

 

When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucking bear in the forest, accept no substitute...

 

Bonus damage against bears, n00bs, and teletubbies.

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