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Bullseye® Verge

Say hello to the newest release from Bullseye®!

 

At Bullseye®! we're all about quality and modularity! The Verge gives you just that, with a large 40 shell capacity, you won't just have the ammo to blow the door off it's hinges, but to kill everyone inside, guaranteed! This mean piece of machinery also comes with an emergency-only "kill everything in sight" switch to give you that extra step up over our plebeian competitors!

 

This fine firearm can be yours for only 2 easy payments of 2,250 credits! And as always, purchasing a Bullseye® gives you the Bullseye® Guarantee!*

 

And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!

 

*If your Bullseye®! explodes** in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.

 

**It was probably your fault anyways.

 

***Shipping and taxes not included.

 

Yeah, I guess I'm back, for a little. Maybe one build a month or something like that, but shit, hope you guys didn't miss me too much.

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Uploaded on November 25, 2012
Taken on November 25, 2012