Little Pony
"Can I pet your pony?"
"Are your hands clean?"
"Um, yah!"
"Nope, you paused. We can't risk it, plus, even if you did wash your hands I am not sure you did it thorough enough!"
"Why would you say that?"
"Well for one, I am not sure your boots are on the right feet, and yesterday, I saw you petting a snail."
"Fine, well you can't pet my snail."
"Hmmm, alright....just make sure you pet Pony with your cleanest hand and then take me to your snail."
Little Pony
"Can I pet your pony?"
"Are your hands clean?"
"Um, yah!"
"Nope, you paused. We can't risk it, plus, even if you did wash your hands I am not sure you did it thorough enough!"
"Why would you say that?"
"Well for one, I am not sure your boots are on the right feet, and yesterday, I saw you petting a snail."
"Fine, well you can't pet my snail."
"Hmmm, alright....just make sure you pet Pony with your cleanest hand and then take me to your snail."