My monster ate my homework!
"Maaaaoooooooommmm! Mr. Monster is eating my homework! Yes, this is a story, but it is a true one this time. Hurry, his slobber is going to mess it up. Where are you mom? It's halfway down his throat. Welp....never mind. It's gone. Nope, wait....he is having some trouble. Yep, it's coming back up and ...there it is. Never-mind....it's back out. Just needs to dry a bit. Lucky I used a permanent marker."
My monster ate my homework!
"Maaaaoooooooommmm! Mr. Monster is eating my homework! Yes, this is a story, but it is a true one this time. Hurry, his slobber is going to mess it up. Where are you mom? It's halfway down his throat. Welp....never mind. It's gone. Nope, wait....he is having some trouble. Yep, it's coming back up and ...there it is. Never-mind....it's back out. Just needs to dry a bit. Lucky I used a permanent marker."