Facelift

PETER:

Can I ask you something Oleg?

 

OLEG:

What would you like to ask my dear Peter?

 

PETER:

Would you give Sleeping Beauty a kiss so she wakes up?

 

OLEG:

Peter....I read you too many fairy tales.

This is an egg and it's not Sleeping Beauty.

 

PETER:

Please Oleg...

 

OLEG:

Ok then...

(Oleg bends over the egg...gives it a kiss......looks up....)

You see Peter...the egg does not wake up and so it is not Sleeping Beauty.

What are you standing there giggling at me. What's so funny.

 

PETER: (giggles more and more)

It's....it's...(keeps giggling)...your face!!!!!

You got the face of the egg!!!!!!

 

OLEG:

I knew it!!! That's why that kiss felt so sticky

The egg was painted and the paint was still wet.

This is not funny Peter

 

 

Done