Jack Daniels

SCOTTIE:

Haló little one

So you're Danbo isn't it

Well...I'm MacScottie.

I am from Scotland and I am here on holiday.

I love myself, whiskey and a good Scottish breakfast.

Shall I teach you some Scottish words?

 

DANBO:

Bleep....luv....Bugart

 

SCOTTIE:

Let's see....I won't make it too difficult for youI

I = tha

love = gaol

I love Bogart = Tha gaol agam air Bogart

Give it a try.

 

DANBO:

Bleep...tatata..bleep.. gol aker...bleep....Bugart

 

SCOTTIE:

Not quite right yet.

Come...have a small glass of whiskey.

It's from Jack Daniels

 

ME:

Nooooo MacScottie!

Danbo can't have whiskey

We don't drink whiskey in this house.

And Danbo only drinks sewing machine oil

 

SCOTTIE:

Sewing machine oil? Yikes!!!

Not even a cocktail?

 

ME:

No...not a cocktail either

 

SCOTTIE

sorry ma'm

Done