lynnlouise1 says:
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea?
He drowned in his tea pee.
music copy/paste: youtu.be/fYa3rikT09o
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lynnlouise1 says:
music copy/paste: rabbit dance with drumming: youtu.be/DDF7iKn0Tjo
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lynnlouise1 says:
music copy paste: smoke dance: youtu.be/DJO02J1scaE
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The other night I saw a mosquito in my room. I kept trying to catch it till I caught it in a corner, ready to end its life, when all of a sudden it turned around and said "Wait! Surely you won't kill your own family!", I stopped in my tracks and stared at the mosquito thinking what it meant. Then I realised the mosquito wasn't lying... My blood was coursing through its veins
lynnlouise1 says:
music copy paste: prophecy song: youtu.be/hb0E7IIvLDY
...so the driver got out to see what was going on. He lifted the hood, looked in, and noticed there was something wrong with the motor piston. Without any tools or cell service, he sighed, shut the hood and leaned on his car and waited for a passerby. Finally, a truck came around the bend so he waved it down and the truck pulled over. Inside was a few Native Americans, and asked, "what's wrong?"
"Piston broke", he replied.
"So are we. Get in."
lynnlouise1 says:
copy/paste peacemaker song: youtu.be/ws_dZ6AzP64
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I was viewing a house being sold by a native american
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
lynnlouise1 says:
copy/paste forgiveness song: youtu.be/QW3WWDQA0Cc
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Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.
Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.
"Got no clue", he said.
I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"
He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."
lynnlouise1 says:
jingle dance: youtu.be/Hy1NmoUS9-Q
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Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants?
He has a reservation.
lynnlouise1 says:
fancy dance: youtu.be/-oz-GEjGhdQ
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He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.
I'm screwed, says the pilot.
God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.
The pilot does this.
NOW you're screwed, says God.
lynnlouise1 says:
grass dance: youtu.be/9mBtlVuWd8c
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Did you know Vegetarian is a Native American word?
It means Lousy Hunter
lynnlouise1 says:
romantic shuffle dance: youtu.be/X66o6VL4Mw0
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Once upon a time a turtle went on its way to school, but when it got there, they already had gone out on vacation.
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