'Finders Fee'

Hello my charming chumps.

 

My dirty cops.

 

My street rats.

 

And let's not forget our hired guns.

 

Now some of you... might be aware of some fucking faggots, that decided it would be a good idea to fuck with me-- WITH US!

 

Now they stole allot of money, A-Lot. There's no way they're gonna be out of the country yet, these shitnuggets are still in Gotham...

 

I feel it in my bones.

 

Now people are gonna start saying shit-- they're gonna say were a bunch of limp dicks. That anyone can screw us over and get away with us...

 

Now, I'm really desperate to find these sons of bitches. That's why I'm offering a 10% Finders fee-- 2 Million Dollars.

 

I can only imagine how intrigued you are now-- But you ain't getting shit if you don't get up OFF YOUR ASSES AND FIND THOSE DOGS.

 

Do whatever you have to do to find them!

 

Turn Gotham upside down and light it on fire, these fucks will come out when they smell the smoke.

 

 

I started shooting my AK, they loved it.

 

Cavemen are simple to entertain.

 

Fire and alcohol is their life.

 

I know these idiots wont find them.

 

But it might get some attention from some little 'birds.'

 

Done