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Horrors!
One of Brad's official duties around the house is TO KILL THESE GOD-AWFUL CENTIPEDES. Of course, as you may recall, Brad is too busy being fed chocolate truffles and champagne in a hot tub somewhere in Denver, leaving his poor wife to freak out alone on the basement stairs when she encounters a bug so big she could probably ride him to work.
I had no choice but to leave him alone. But, really, he was within the terms of our agreement (centipedes can live as long as they remain in the basement; any centipedes found on upper floors are fair game for Brad or the cat).
Horrors!
One of Brad's official duties around the house is TO KILL THESE GOD-AWFUL CENTIPEDES. Of course, as you may recall, Brad is too busy being fed chocolate truffles and champagne in a hot tub somewhere in Denver, leaving his poor wife to freak out alone on the basement stairs when she encounters a bug so big she could probably ride him to work.
I had no choice but to leave him alone. But, really, he was within the terms of our agreement (centipedes can live as long as they remain in the basement; any centipedes found on upper floors are fair game for Brad or the cat).