Kung Fu Lesson

I thought I was getting a lesson, instead I got an ass-whopping. My friend asked if I wanted to learn some kung fu from his uncle, who is a master, and I said sure! I then mirrored his battle pose, expecting him to demonstrate some basic kicks and punches and what not. Instead my friend yelled, "GO! COME ON!" and I suddenly realized I was expected to fight this kung fu master. In panic I turned to the fighting style I know best: sumo. Yes, a few long-arms to the face and I had him off balance. Then he came back and thoroughly kicked my ass. Actually we were just playing and he mercifully only knocked me down once. It was all in good fun.

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