Audition at Mal*Wart

This is me auditioning for the front window display position at Mal*Wart. They said I was too risque for their audience and didn't look plastic enough. They also questioned if I was made in China. I showed them my birth certificate proving I was born there, but they still said "Sorry, no jobs here!" I told them I work for nothing though, but they said, "So do the rest of our workers!"

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