Zombie Pirates
Zombie Pirate Jarath yelling “Farewell…I’m off for a life of adventure on the open sea!!” but thinking “This tide can’t get me away from that cold ass bitch fast enough…wait till she finds out I put all our treasure in the rum barrels!”
Zombie Pirate Roxi waves goodbye (she’d yell goodbye, except she has a mouthful of Pina Colada at the moment…and every moment following if she has anything to do with it) and is thinking ” Stupid bastid’s 5 feet off the beach in Cancun and he thinks he’s Blackbeard….wait till he finds out I took all the treasure out of the rum barrels and filled them with seawater and piranha…hope they like the taste of dead flesh”
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Zombie Pirates
Zombie Pirate Jarath yelling “Farewell…I’m off for a life of adventure on the open sea!!” but thinking “This tide can’t get me away from that cold ass bitch fast enough…wait till she finds out I put all our treasure in the rum barrels!”
Zombie Pirate Roxi waves goodbye (she’d yell goodbye, except she has a mouthful of Pina Colada at the moment…and every moment following if she has anything to do with it) and is thinking ” Stupid bastid’s 5 feet off the beach in Cancun and he thinks he’s Blackbeard….wait till he finds out I took all the treasure out of the rum barrels and filled them with seawater and piranha…hope they like the taste of dead flesh”
roxifiranelli.com/2014/08/23/zombie-pirates-of-the-caribb...