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Bullseye®! UAR
Say hello to the newest release from Bullseye®!
At Bullseye®! we're all about quality and modularity! The Universal Assault Rifle. This mean piece of machinery also comes with the latest recoil technology to give you that extra step up over our plebeian competitors!
This fine firearm can be yours for only 4 easy payments of 750 credits! And as always, purchasing a Bullseye® gives you the Bullseye® Guarantee!*
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*If your Bullseye®! explodes** in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
**It was probably your fault anyways.
***Shipping and taxes not included.
Bullseye®! UAR
Say hello to the newest release from Bullseye®!
At Bullseye®! we're all about quality and modularity! The Universal Assault Rifle. This mean piece of machinery also comes with the latest recoil technology to give you that extra step up over our plebeian competitors!
This fine firearm can be yours for only 4 easy payments of 750 credits! And as always, purchasing a Bullseye® gives you the Bullseye® Guarantee!*
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*If your Bullseye®! explodes** in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
**It was probably your fault anyways.
***Shipping and taxes not included.