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Bullseye®! The Package
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of being outgunned in CQC fights? Are you looking for something that Chuck Norris would approve? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! The Package! The Package features a pistol and an assault rifle all in one! Thus, giving your enemies rage boners for having pleb weaponry. Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of OCIWs!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 2 easy payments of 9,001 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in a free pleb to kill, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***You may get random boners for killing too many plebs at once, please consult with your doctor before operating with The Package****.
****Shipping not included.
Bullseye®! The Package
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of being outgunned in CQC fights? Are you looking for something that Chuck Norris would approve? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! The Package! The Package features a pistol and an assault rifle all in one! Thus, giving your enemies rage boners for having pleb weaponry. Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of OCIWs!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 2 easy payments of 9,001 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in a free pleb to kill, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***You may get random boners for killing too many plebs at once, please consult with your doctor before operating with The Package****.
****Shipping not included.