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Bullseye® Scorpion
Are you weary of high recoil rifles? Are you looking for Call of Duty-esque weapons? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Scorpion! The Scropion features the latest recoil reduction technology, thus giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of assault rifles!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1,250 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in a suicide weapon, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.
Bullseye® Scorpion
Are you weary of high recoil rifles? Are you looking for Call of Duty-esque weapons? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Scorpion! The Scropion features the latest recoil reduction technology, thus giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of assault rifles!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1,250 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in a suicide weapon, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.