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DG: Pros & Cons

[Giselle is out shopping with her friends Mulan and Merida. She's still hasn't told her friends shes pregnant and all the stores they go to remind her that she won't be able to wear any of them]

 

Mer: Isn't this skirt cute?! Perfect for spring. I need to keep getting these modeling jobs. Somebody needs to pay the bills [She says that with a bit of resentment towards her unemployed boyfriend]

 

Mul: It is cute. Don't you agree, Giselle?

 

G: Yeah...

 

[Merida and Mulan give each other a worried look]

 

Mer: You feeling okay?

 

G: Yeah...

 

Mul: You seem down. You haven't bought anything all day. What's wrong?

 

G: [She give a long and depressing sigh] I'm pregnant.

 

Mul&Mer: [They give a hard gasp]

 

G: I haven't bought anything because there's no point. I could only wear it once. I can't believe I'm pregnant! I'm so mad that I could spit!

 

Mul: Gross.

 

G: I know. It's not fair. All I wanted was the fabulous carefree life. Is that too much to ask for? No more international trips, no more clubbing, no more wearing bikinis. Just...dirty diapers and puke.

 

Mer: I don't get it though. William already has two kids, so why are you mad about being pregnant?

 

G: As soon as we got married I planned to ship his kids to either their mother or boarding school.

 

Mul: Being pregnant doesn't sound too bad. You get to have your own mini you.

 

Mer: Yeah, you like being in charge and telling people what to do. Having a kid is perfect for you. And just think if its a girl. You can have a little Giselle to go shopping and dress up.

 

G: Hmm...I never thought of it like that.

 

Mul: And you love attention right? You'll get tons of it now that you're expecting. You'll probably never have to lift a finger.

 

G: OMGM, you're right! Maybe this pregnancy thing won't be too bad after all.

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Uploaded on March 29, 2014
Taken on March 6, 2014