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#1419 Caveman

Today's story and sketch by me #1419, is about the pedestrian that has been wandering around Budahunga, our Tropical Volcanic Planet, for a few months. I finally got a chance today to get a few photos of this pedestrian, we have named Grunt, basically because he doesn't speak, but makes assorted growling sounds, always carries a club and is rarely seen. I'm lucky today as you can see, I have followed grunt on a successful palm rat hunt. Just how Grunt arrived on Budahunga is a mystery, the best guess is he was abducted from another dimension by a time altering Stargate. We are very lucky to have Grunt, here on Budahunga, he has proven to be an expert at rodent control, just what he does with the palm rats is uncertain, and no one is really that curious. Deputy Cosmo our expert on 150 plus alien and zombie species, was curious about Grunt's origins, dropped a six pack of Budahunga Pale Ale, in front of Grunt's Cave, snuck back in the morning, took DNA samples from the slobber on the bottles, and was shocked when the test results estimated that Grunt was Four Thousand Years Old. Making him the oldest pedestrian on Budahunga, and may have come from dimension four. Deputy Cosmo is on the case, and said he will have more information about Grunt's origins very soon, until then Tata the Rod Blog.

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Uploaded on February 4, 2023