Black 32
Today's story and sketch "by me", began mid morning when I was sitting at the "MCCCC" Man Cave Cerebral Command Console, which was recently invented and installed by one of Rescue Randy's Martian inventor friends Dr. Dweebli Bestuuga, he's quite brilliant but extremely odd, besides being able to communicate telepathically, he walks with a weird gate, sideways on all fours, reminds me of the five foot sidewinder carbs on the Planet Phelopia, which will have to be a story for another time. Like I was explaining this morning's events, there I was my brain hooked up to the "MCCCC" enjoying a cup of Earl Grey Tea and a Moon Pie, thus far the Earl Grey is the only beverage that keeps me calm when hooked up to the Cerebral cortex helmets probes sticking into my scalp. Dr. Bestuuga says it will become more comfortable when the scar tissue toughens and gets a really thick callus, probably within a few weeks. At nine am the command console began sending multiple messages, the MCCCC actually receives messages from every part of the Galaxy, and translates eleven hundred languages to English, which is very good for me, having barely mastered English in high school. The messages began to pile up in my brain, luckily my lighting quick brain sorted out a single important message from JB, that he had located Randy in Dimension Four, Randy had been riding his demimension jumping Unicycle tracking a group of dimension jumping car thieves, who had stolen his Black dimension jumping equipped 1932 Ford, while he was on a lunch date at the Fish Taco Shop At The End Of The Galaxy. The 32 when driven 88 mph creates it's own worm hole, the dashboard mounted dial a dimension machine, which looks like an eighth track tape player, which it actually is, and does play both four and eight track music cassettes while on the journey to a desired dimension. JB will learn from Randy the dimension jumping cassette player, and Randy's favorite Crosby Stills and Nash cassette was stolen by the thieves, JB and will have to return to the Man Cave for a replacement dimension player and look through Randy's Cassette collection for another CSN cassette, which will give Randy time to search for any of the thieves DNA, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog
Black 32
Today's story and sketch "by me", began mid morning when I was sitting at the "MCCCC" Man Cave Cerebral Command Console, which was recently invented and installed by one of Rescue Randy's Martian inventor friends Dr. Dweebli Bestuuga, he's quite brilliant but extremely odd, besides being able to communicate telepathically, he walks with a weird gate, sideways on all fours, reminds me of the five foot sidewinder carbs on the Planet Phelopia, which will have to be a story for another time. Like I was explaining this morning's events, there I was my brain hooked up to the "MCCCC" enjoying a cup of Earl Grey Tea and a Moon Pie, thus far the Earl Grey is the only beverage that keeps me calm when hooked up to the Cerebral cortex helmets probes sticking into my scalp. Dr. Bestuuga says it will become more comfortable when the scar tissue toughens and gets a really thick callus, probably within a few weeks. At nine am the command console began sending multiple messages, the MCCCC actually receives messages from every part of the Galaxy, and translates eleven hundred languages to English, which is very good for me, having barely mastered English in high school. The messages began to pile up in my brain, luckily my lighting quick brain sorted out a single important message from JB, that he had located Randy in Dimension Four, Randy had been riding his demimension jumping Unicycle tracking a group of dimension jumping car thieves, who had stolen his Black dimension jumping equipped 1932 Ford, while he was on a lunch date at the Fish Taco Shop At The End Of The Galaxy. The 32 when driven 88 mph creates it's own worm hole, the dashboard mounted dial a dimension machine, which looks like an eighth track tape player, which it actually is, and does play both four and eight track music cassettes while on the journey to a desired dimension. JB will learn from Randy the dimension jumping cassette player, and Randy's favorite Crosby Stills and Nash cassette was stolen by the thieves, JB and will have to return to the Man Cave for a replacement dimension player and look through Randy's Cassette collection for another CSN cassette, which will give Randy time to search for any of the thieves DNA, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog