Busted
Today's story and sketch "by me" started very casual I was enjoying a great cup of hot Ovaltine with little marshmallows floating on top. Anticipating that at any moment the Man Cave delivery door bell would ring signaling our Moon Pie Delivery had arrived with from the Moon Pie bakery in Chattanooga Tennessee, But when I drove the forklift out on the loading dock expecting to see Sonotey in the interdimensional moon pie delivery van, it was not Sonotey. Sonotey once saved Rescue Randy on the Planet Organder. Rescue Randy was testing the first experimental "ITB" Intergalactic Transporter Beanie, the Beanie had lost all of Rescue Randy's cerebral cortex messages, which sent the "WCYGC" error message to Randy's brain, Randy hadn't yet read the entire twelve pages of the manufacturers warnings and disclaimers, which he found out later WCYGC,was "Wholly Crap Your Gonna Crash", and he did. Randy fell out of the dimension seven worm hole, at a speed Randy estimates was two thousand miles an hour before hitting the Planet Organder's atmosphere, where he lost consciousness. Sonotey was fishing on the bank of Lake Mooncalf when he watched the incoming meteor, which as you can probably guess was not an asteroid or meteor, it was Randy's Burning, Crash Test Dummy Flight Suit, which is made from the same Fireproof Material used in the Man Cave Huggy Bear Pajamas. That are for sale in the Man Cave Posse Protectors Of The Galaxy Gift Shop. Sonotey realized it was not a Meteor, when he saw arms flailing as Randy was skimming the Lakes surface like a firey stone with arms and legs. Randy came to a stop and sank eight feet from shore, when Randy rolled face up Sonotey recognized Randy, having read dozens of the Rescue Randy Crash Test Dummy Adventure Novels. He knew he had to open Randy's back pack and follow the resurrection instructions, which he did and helped Randy's recovery, afterwards Randy secured him a job delivering moon pies. Today at the delivery door was Reggie a member of "ICAHI" the Intergalactic crimes against humanity investigators. He wanted help capturing Maude a Beaked Softhead, Reggie had never busted a Softhead who had escaped from The Flip Flop Resort's maximum security prison, as you can see Cosmo arriving at the Oceanside Pier to assist Reggie, I hope to have more on the bust soon, until then taa ta the Rod Blog
Busted
Today's story and sketch "by me" started very casual I was enjoying a great cup of hot Ovaltine with little marshmallows floating on top. Anticipating that at any moment the Man Cave delivery door bell would ring signaling our Moon Pie Delivery had arrived with from the Moon Pie bakery in Chattanooga Tennessee, But when I drove the forklift out on the loading dock expecting to see Sonotey in the interdimensional moon pie delivery van, it was not Sonotey. Sonotey once saved Rescue Randy on the Planet Organder. Rescue Randy was testing the first experimental "ITB" Intergalactic Transporter Beanie, the Beanie had lost all of Rescue Randy's cerebral cortex messages, which sent the "WCYGC" error message to Randy's brain, Randy hadn't yet read the entire twelve pages of the manufacturers warnings and disclaimers, which he found out later WCYGC,was "Wholly Crap Your Gonna Crash", and he did. Randy fell out of the dimension seven worm hole, at a speed Randy estimates was two thousand miles an hour before hitting the Planet Organder's atmosphere, where he lost consciousness. Sonotey was fishing on the bank of Lake Mooncalf when he watched the incoming meteor, which as you can probably guess was not an asteroid or meteor, it was Randy's Burning, Crash Test Dummy Flight Suit, which is made from the same Fireproof Material used in the Man Cave Huggy Bear Pajamas. That are for sale in the Man Cave Posse Protectors Of The Galaxy Gift Shop. Sonotey realized it was not a Meteor, when he saw arms flailing as Randy was skimming the Lakes surface like a firey stone with arms and legs. Randy came to a stop and sank eight feet from shore, when Randy rolled face up Sonotey recognized Randy, having read dozens of the Rescue Randy Crash Test Dummy Adventure Novels. He knew he had to open Randy's back pack and follow the resurrection instructions, which he did and helped Randy's recovery, afterwards Randy secured him a job delivering moon pies. Today at the delivery door was Reggie a member of "ICAHI" the Intergalactic crimes against humanity investigators. He wanted help capturing Maude a Beaked Softhead, Reggie had never busted a Softhead who had escaped from The Flip Flop Resort's maximum security prison, as you can see Cosmo arriving at the Oceanside Pier to assist Reggie, I hope to have more on the bust soon, until then taa ta the Rod Blog