Ompalusian Goat
Today's story and sketch"by me" Today's story and sketch "by me" began before dawn, actually it was 4:30 am, I had just started a pot of Chock Full Of Nuts Coffee, opened a Blueberry Bran Moon Pie, switched on the "MCPPOTG" Man Cave Posse Protectors Of The Galaxy console, switched off the auto answering machine recorder, put on the cerebral cortex helmet, and just as I was pouring my coffee, the Man Caves Multidimensional Stargate Portal alarm was signaling someone was about to enter. At that moment of excitement thinking it could be JB and Rescue Randy returning, after being gone over three weeks, with not a word where they had been. But sadly in my excitement I poured the hot coffee down the front of my Huggy Bear Man Cave Pajamas, luckily the thick luxurious fur magically soaked up the hot coffee preventing any stain or even worse a crippling burn. The Huggy Bear Man Cave Pajamas, which are stain resident, fireproof, bulletproof, and can deflect laser weapons up to one thousand gigavolts, the kind often used by intergalactic freighter highjackers, are available in the Man Caves Official Merchandise Gift Shop. The hot coffee excitement was short lived, out of the stargate in a steamy fog in walked two Seekers wearing "DTB's" dimension travel beenies, agents from the "IFPA", Intergalactic Forest Preservation Administration. They had terrible news about a Ompalusian Bearded Goat that had somehow been released last week in the San Diego Botanical Gardens, and had almost eaten every shrubbery in the twenty four acre garden, and when they left, two of their associates watching as the Goat began eating the Potting Shed, which it was still munching when our "MCPPOTG" Deputy Cosmo arrived. Hopefully I will have an update of how Cosmo captures the Ompalusian Bearded Goat, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Ompalusian Goat
Today's story and sketch"by me" Today's story and sketch "by me" began before dawn, actually it was 4:30 am, I had just started a pot of Chock Full Of Nuts Coffee, opened a Blueberry Bran Moon Pie, switched on the "MCPPOTG" Man Cave Posse Protectors Of The Galaxy console, switched off the auto answering machine recorder, put on the cerebral cortex helmet, and just as I was pouring my coffee, the Man Caves Multidimensional Stargate Portal alarm was signaling someone was about to enter. At that moment of excitement thinking it could be JB and Rescue Randy returning, after being gone over three weeks, with not a word where they had been. But sadly in my excitement I poured the hot coffee down the front of my Huggy Bear Man Cave Pajamas, luckily the thick luxurious fur magically soaked up the hot coffee preventing any stain or even worse a crippling burn. The Huggy Bear Man Cave Pajamas, which are stain resident, fireproof, bulletproof, and can deflect laser weapons up to one thousand gigavolts, the kind often used by intergalactic freighter highjackers, are available in the Man Caves Official Merchandise Gift Shop. The hot coffee excitement was short lived, out of the stargate in a steamy fog in walked two Seekers wearing "DTB's" dimension travel beenies, agents from the "IFPA", Intergalactic Forest Preservation Administration. They had terrible news about a Ompalusian Bearded Goat that had somehow been released last week in the San Diego Botanical Gardens, and had almost eaten every shrubbery in the twenty four acre garden, and when they left, two of their associates watching as the Goat began eating the Potting Shed, which it was still munching when our "MCPPOTG" Deputy Cosmo arrived. Hopefully I will have an update of how Cosmo captures the Ompalusian Bearded Goat, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.