Wrong Turn
Today's story and sketch "by me", is about the incredible intergalactic cooperation in the last week to locate Rescue Randy who went missing after he wandered off in A dust cloud after falling off Clyde his Thoroughbred Dromedary Racing Camel, at the most famous Camel Races in the Galaxy held at the Riverside International Camel Raceway, It was on the back high speed straight away when Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy and part time camel Jockey in the Cosmos, was in thirteenth place consumed in a cloud of dust when he and Clyde were making a move to the outside of the tightly bunched camels, when overhead the wide world of sports helicopter cameraman lost his footing on the skidtube, both he and the shoulder camera fell right on top of Clyde and Randy, sending them and many of the camel's and riders behind them rolling and tumbling. When the dust settled and the paramedics had taken away the more seriously injured camels and riders, the trackside cameras all zoomed above to see Randy flying away in his vintage Biplane, the same one you see today a week later landing on the surface of the Moon. Seems Randy suffered a head injury that he didn't take too seriously, having had many much more serious in his long career. So Randy crawled to the biplane, retrieved his crash test dummy first aid kit, looking into the kits mirror carefully filled the gaping hole in his forehead with crash test dummy putty, covering it with medium tan two thousand mile an hour test dummy skin tape, then mistakenly self medicated with some of Clyde's tranquilizers. He then flew into the Indio Stargate, fell into a deep sleep. The biplanes autopilot took over and started flying from wormhole to wormhole, Randy just woke up and exited the first stargate available, and as you can see it is the moon's Sea of Tranquility exit, as he is being watched by the Space shuttle as he is landing. Until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Wrong Turn
Today's story and sketch "by me", is about the incredible intergalactic cooperation in the last week to locate Rescue Randy who went missing after he wandered off in A dust cloud after falling off Clyde his Thoroughbred Dromedary Racing Camel, at the most famous Camel Races in the Galaxy held at the Riverside International Camel Raceway, It was on the back high speed straight away when Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy and part time camel Jockey in the Cosmos, was in thirteenth place consumed in a cloud of dust when he and Clyde were making a move to the outside of the tightly bunched camels, when overhead the wide world of sports helicopter cameraman lost his footing on the skidtube, both he and the shoulder camera fell right on top of Clyde and Randy, sending them and many of the camel's and riders behind them rolling and tumbling. When the dust settled and the paramedics had taken away the more seriously injured camels and riders, the trackside cameras all zoomed above to see Randy flying away in his vintage Biplane, the same one you see today a week later landing on the surface of the Moon. Seems Randy suffered a head injury that he didn't take too seriously, having had many much more serious in his long career. So Randy crawled to the biplane, retrieved his crash test dummy first aid kit, looking into the kits mirror carefully filled the gaping hole in his forehead with crash test dummy putty, covering it with medium tan two thousand mile an hour test dummy skin tape, then mistakenly self medicated with some of Clyde's tranquilizers. He then flew into the Indio Stargate, fell into a deep sleep. The biplanes autopilot took over and started flying from wormhole to wormhole, Randy just woke up and exited the first stargate available, and as you can see it is the moon's Sea of Tranquility exit, as he is being watched by the Space shuttle as he is landing. Until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.