Pizza Delivery
Today's story and sketch "by me", I have traveled from the Man Cave this morning to investigate a helicopter accident for the "FAA" Flying Aliens Association. The incident occurred when a group of Beaked Battie Tourists from the Planet Gergon called the Dimension Five Moon Pizza Pie Delivery Hot Line, gave Dimension Five their GPS location at the Mojave Deserts famous Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort's Copper Canyon Beach, and ordered three dozen Hergonian Pizza Moon Pies and a case of adult beverages. Dimension Five Moon Pies is one of the few intergalactic fast food companies that deliver Pizza pies in the twelve dimensions inhabited by Beaked Beings, and deliver within twenty minutes or you get something very special, according to the fourteen page disclaimer, which no one at Dimension Five corporate headquarters has a copy of, but they inform anyone interested, which they highly recommend not be to interested, was published in the June 1956 edition of Martian Shuffleboard Monthly, which I was able to locate an advertised poor but readable copy on Amazon vintage magazines, but unfortunately the copy I received was water stained and not at all readable, but did have some strange but interesting bathing suit models playing shuffleboard, which will have to be a story for another time. It looks like the delivery dimension jumping Chopper made it to Copper Canyon within twelve minutes, but it was the pilots first delivery to Earth, in particular first ever to the Playa Beautimus Resort, and was not informed or prepared when he exited the Playa Beautimus Stargate into the one hundred forty five degree sunny day, or the unusual but not uncommon Ninety mile an hour winds. One of the Beaked Battie Tourists is a Doctor, well a Psychic and after unloading the Moon Pizza Pies and Adult beverages, told the other members of the group, he thought the pilot would be fine, and was sure I would call someone to clean up the crash site, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Pizza Delivery
Today's story and sketch "by me", I have traveled from the Man Cave this morning to investigate a helicopter accident for the "FAA" Flying Aliens Association. The incident occurred when a group of Beaked Battie Tourists from the Planet Gergon called the Dimension Five Moon Pizza Pie Delivery Hot Line, gave Dimension Five their GPS location at the Mojave Deserts famous Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort's Copper Canyon Beach, and ordered three dozen Hergonian Pizza Moon Pies and a case of adult beverages. Dimension Five Moon Pies is one of the few intergalactic fast food companies that deliver Pizza pies in the twelve dimensions inhabited by Beaked Beings, and deliver within twenty minutes or you get something very special, according to the fourteen page disclaimer, which no one at Dimension Five corporate headquarters has a copy of, but they inform anyone interested, which they highly recommend not be to interested, was published in the June 1956 edition of Martian Shuffleboard Monthly, which I was able to locate an advertised poor but readable copy on Amazon vintage magazines, but unfortunately the copy I received was water stained and not at all readable, but did have some strange but interesting bathing suit models playing shuffleboard, which will have to be a story for another time. It looks like the delivery dimension jumping Chopper made it to Copper Canyon within twelve minutes, but it was the pilots first delivery to Earth, in particular first ever to the Playa Beautimus Resort, and was not informed or prepared when he exited the Playa Beautimus Stargate into the one hundred forty five degree sunny day, or the unusual but not uncommon Ninety mile an hour winds. One of the Beaked Battie Tourists is a Doctor, well a Psychic and after unloading the Moon Pizza Pies and Adult beverages, told the other members of the group, he thought the pilot would be fine, and was sure I would call someone to clean up the crash site, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.