Solvang
Today's story and sketch "by me", I was sitting at my drawing table in the man cave enjoying a cup of coffee listening to a Doors CD, when the Intergalactic Emergency Flash Fax machine Spit out a fax, a flash fax is a message sent through space at many times, actually over ten times the speed of light, they are sent directly to the Man Cave, when the Galaxy Security Council is unable to locate Rescue Randy, today I received the message, and replied Randy was unavailable, he is currently on Mars with a Brazilian girl friend who is an expert using hard wax for hair removal. Unwanted body hair has been a problem for Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, since his last reconstruction, following the crash into the Planet Z-D20 at four thousand miles an hour. The Doctors from UCSB reanimation, where a bit heavy with the crash testosterone, when they put Randy back together, which will have to be a story for another time. Today's emergency fax is concerning a group of Space Monkeys that escaped from the Planet Feridoo, in a space craft that was delivering Danish Moon Pies to the Feridoo maximum security Space Monkey enclosure, the fax included the on star tracking locator, which I followed to the Solvang Moon Pie Bakery. Home of the Monkeys favorite snack, the escapees believed to be munching their favorite Danish Cream Cheese Moon Pies, I hopefully will have an update on the Space Monkeys soon, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Solvang
Today's story and sketch "by me", I was sitting at my drawing table in the man cave enjoying a cup of coffee listening to a Doors CD, when the Intergalactic Emergency Flash Fax machine Spit out a fax, a flash fax is a message sent through space at many times, actually over ten times the speed of light, they are sent directly to the Man Cave, when the Galaxy Security Council is unable to locate Rescue Randy, today I received the message, and replied Randy was unavailable, he is currently on Mars with a Brazilian girl friend who is an expert using hard wax for hair removal. Unwanted body hair has been a problem for Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, since his last reconstruction, following the crash into the Planet Z-D20 at four thousand miles an hour. The Doctors from UCSB reanimation, where a bit heavy with the crash testosterone, when they put Randy back together, which will have to be a story for another time. Today's emergency fax is concerning a group of Space Monkeys that escaped from the Planet Feridoo, in a space craft that was delivering Danish Moon Pies to the Feridoo maximum security Space Monkey enclosure, the fax included the on star tracking locator, which I followed to the Solvang Moon Pie Bakery. Home of the Monkeys favorite snack, the escapees believed to be munching their favorite Danish Cream Cheese Moon Pies, I hopefully will have an update on the Space Monkeys soon, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.