Batty
Today's story and sketch "by me", this morning I entered the stargate located in the back of the man cave to dimension jump with two children to a Planet in the Z dimension to visit their father Doug who made the mistake of his life by crossing Zooelda the Gypsy Voodoo Princess, owner of the Dimension Two Moon Pie Shop in Broken Drum Indiana. Doug in the course of his duty as a county health inspector, wrote a high priority health violation to the Dimension Two Moon Pie Shop, during Doug's inspection of the shops attic found code violation "BDI,732", Broken Drum Indiana code 732, illegally raising bats in a belfry, or in a Moon Pie Shop attic. Doug had no more than handed Zooelda the official Violation Certificate, instantly she turned him into the Spirit Balsam Fur tree you see full of the very same bats from the attic, he will be spending eternity with them on this Planet. Above you see Rescue Randy, who is not only the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, he is also the Galaxies foremost Chiropterologist (Bat Doctor), he studied and received his degree while recovering from a near fatal crash when he was thrown into deep space without a space suit by a group of 17 intergalactic pirates, who were not to lucky it seems, after they had taken over Randy's Interstellar B&R Glider, one of the pirates blew off the door to the Moon Pie Storage Cabinet, which started a chain reaction of events, Randy actually watched in real time, as the Glider broke into thousands of bits into the vacuum of space, Randy was still laughing twelve days later when his body was being tracked by radar before he crashed onto the Martian surface. His body was recovered by the Martian Reanimation clinic, and rebuilt the same time as he was studying for his Chiropterologist Degree, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Batty
Today's story and sketch "by me", this morning I entered the stargate located in the back of the man cave to dimension jump with two children to a Planet in the Z dimension to visit their father Doug who made the mistake of his life by crossing Zooelda the Gypsy Voodoo Princess, owner of the Dimension Two Moon Pie Shop in Broken Drum Indiana. Doug in the course of his duty as a county health inspector, wrote a high priority health violation to the Dimension Two Moon Pie Shop, during Doug's inspection of the shops attic found code violation "BDI,732", Broken Drum Indiana code 732, illegally raising bats in a belfry, or in a Moon Pie Shop attic. Doug had no more than handed Zooelda the official Violation Certificate, instantly she turned him into the Spirit Balsam Fur tree you see full of the very same bats from the attic, he will be spending eternity with them on this Planet. Above you see Rescue Randy, who is not only the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, he is also the Galaxies foremost Chiropterologist (Bat Doctor), he studied and received his degree while recovering from a near fatal crash when he was thrown into deep space without a space suit by a group of 17 intergalactic pirates, who were not to lucky it seems, after they had taken over Randy's Interstellar B&R Glider, one of the pirates blew off the door to the Moon Pie Storage Cabinet, which started a chain reaction of events, Randy actually watched in real time, as the Glider broke into thousands of bits into the vacuum of space, Randy was still laughing twelve days later when his body was being tracked by radar before he crashed onto the Martian surface. His body was recovered by the Martian Reanimation clinic, and rebuilt the same time as he was studying for his Chiropterologist Degree, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.