Honey I'm Home
Today's story and sketch "by me", this afternoon I am at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort visiting JB and Rescue Randy. This weekend Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, is the guest first responder celebrity speaker, and will be giving CPR demonstrations at the Playa Beautimus Recreation Center for senior citizens, Randy is an expert at "Ventricular Fibrillation" having his own heart countershocked to revive him hundreds of times before the Martian Reanimation Doctors at "UCSB" installed a Two Hundred Fifty Volt internal unit next to Randy's twenty four pound heart. Randy's Martian heart, sorry to say will have to be a story for another time. Randy will be demonstrating the correct use of the defibrillators that are standard equipment in every retirement unit sold to senior residents at Playa Beautimus, which there are many seniors, some of the Beaked Beings from the Aves Constellation are very senior, some are over three hundred years old, but are very active, like Gweedo a Beaked Puffler from the Planet Helliki you see who bought a helicopter from JB's used chopper sales of Havasu City just minutes ago, and was just landing on his roof to impress his wife Drogena, who thought he had gone to play a few games of shuffleboard. And as you can see the landing was a bit rough, and tonight's conversation during dinner should be interesting, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Honey I'm Home
Today's story and sketch "by me", this afternoon I am at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort visiting JB and Rescue Randy. This weekend Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, is the guest first responder celebrity speaker, and will be giving CPR demonstrations at the Playa Beautimus Recreation Center for senior citizens, Randy is an expert at "Ventricular Fibrillation" having his own heart countershocked to revive him hundreds of times before the Martian Reanimation Doctors at "UCSB" installed a Two Hundred Fifty Volt internal unit next to Randy's twenty four pound heart. Randy's Martian heart, sorry to say will have to be a story for another time. Randy will be demonstrating the correct use of the defibrillators that are standard equipment in every retirement unit sold to senior residents at Playa Beautimus, which there are many seniors, some of the Beaked Beings from the Aves Constellation are very senior, some are over three hundred years old, but are very active, like Gweedo a Beaked Puffler from the Planet Helliki you see who bought a helicopter from JB's used chopper sales of Havasu City just minutes ago, and was just landing on his roof to impress his wife Drogena, who thought he had gone to play a few games of shuffleboard. And as you can see the landing was a bit rough, and tonight's conversation during dinner should be interesting, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.